Bodybuilding for Sanjaya
Monday, April 2nd, 2007  
When the ill-fated “starvation-for-sanjaya” movement ended on April 2nd, I knew that it was time for America to move in a more positive direction! I am reversing course and rather than starve your body AGAINST Sanjaya, it is now time to build your body FOR Sanjaya!! Inspired to achieve more than I ever thought possible, I am Bodybuilding for Sanjaya. That’s right, I will live the puritan life<myspace>style</myspace> as long as Sanjaya stays on the show. No beer, 6 meals a day of chicken and fish, work out constantly, sleep 8 hours a night, etc etc. So if you want me to be hard & superhot, you got to vote for him! Or, if you just like to hear me suffer, that’ll work too….
You may join this movement FOR Sanjaya or AGAINST him. For those of you against him, turn the energy from your weekly suffering and anguish into something POSITIVE. Get off your fat ass and work off that anger! You’ll look better and feel better and you might even learn to love Sanjaya as we all do for being the inspiration that he is. |
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