- If two negatives make a positive, eating two dark chocolate Hershey bars while dieting is probably good technique, correct?
- And furthermore, since two wrongs don’t make a right, should I go ahead and eat three dark chocolate Hershey bars? It’s okay, they’re buy two get one free, anyway!
- Why is it that healthy foods are more expensive than crap foods? Example: (1) MetRX food bar - $2.25 versus Snickers bar - .50 cents (2) A Chicken breast sandwich from McDonalds - $ 4.00 versus a Double Cheese Burger - $. 99 cents. Help me out here people!
- Who thought that eating something growing out of poop seemed like a good idea? Hint: Mushrooms.
- Why are Rattlesnakes a protected animal? Look, they will kill you! Who thought it would be a good idea to keep people from killing animals that kill people? Is there something wrong with this or is it just me?
- At what point did the bodybuilding industry decide competition winners were to be the ones with the most muscle, regardless of what kind of shape they were in? Why does this industry continue to award excessively out of shape individuals simply because they have access to better chemicals? What happened to the Frank Zane’s and the Lee Labrada’s of the world? What a travesty that Dexter Jackson has never won an Olympia….
- Is it just me, or are there some people here on BodySpace that quite simply just should not be posing in only their underwear? In my limited opinion, if you have anything hanging over the edges of your underwear, you really shouldn’t be taking pictures of that, let alone posting them for all the world to see.
- What’s up with Big Women who just happen to have serious spare tires wearing the little jeans with the one inch zippers? Does anyone really find this to be HAWT? Here’s a word for this eyesore…..Silly!
- Speaking of silly: Men with the huge beer bellies! Seriously, do you really think you are a monster stud sporting a stomach the size of a small planet? Hint: No, you are not!
- Anyone ever see a German Shepherd chase a large jackrabbit around and around in a circle at full speed for a good solid minute? That right there is funny! No seriously, I think I may have pulled an oblique…….
- Anyone else have a strange fascination for female pirates? Think Elizabeth Swann: Pirates of the Carribean. She’s HAWT, and I am fascinated!
- Anyone else paying over $100.00 each time they fill up their gas tank? Anyone else feel like peeing on an oil company executive afterwards?
- Anyone feel just a bit rattled that I wrote a pondering blog with an odd number of ponderings? HHHhmm, what could this mean?
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June 11, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Just what I needed to read after a bad day at work. The smile is back on my face. Thanks
June 11, 2008 at 8:01 pm
#7 & 8 - I believe the term is "muffin top" (see Pixi’s blog). You don’t like muffins?
June 11, 2008 at 8:04 pm
You make the best lists!!!
Nobody does ‘em like you!!! 
June 11, 2008 at 11:05 pm
#3 is so freaking true! Before I started lifting I would eat Snickers bar every day (don’t hate). Now that I’ve switched to protein bars they are SO much more expensive (even when buying a box of them).
Not feeling you on the dark chocolate. That stuff is nasty.
June 12, 2008 at 1:02 am
Ok You are so right on #3! I was thinking that yesterday while I was grocery shopping and my small basket of fish and veggies ended up costing me over 50 bucks! #12…try living in Italy where we pay roughly 10 dollars A GALLON!
June 12, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Do you ever think you are overthinking stuff? haha…
1. Do you ever wonder why it is much more acceptable for a guy to be out of shape than a woman.
2. why do men’s hair cuts cost half as much as womens? Sometimes they are harder!
3.Why does my dog get so excited to go for a run when I am dragging myself out the door?
O.K, so my thoughts aren’t as deep as yours its’ been a long day.
June 12, 2008 at 6:38 pm
LOL at bull.dogz’s comment… definitely a reminder to not eat muffins!
And I don’t pay over $100 for gas, but I did pony up $50 for an Accord… an ACCORD!! A MOM CAR!! So yes, I would like to shake my fist at an oil exec with a very threatening, "Why I oughta!!…"
June 12, 2008 at 8:48 pm
I like that one about underwear. Even the ones with the real nice bodies, what do you get out of posing naked on the internet! weird have some respect for yourself
great list and thanks for the comment!
June 13, 2008 at 11:34 am
There are 6.6 billion people spread over every inch of the planet. There only maybe a million rattle snakes in a limited area in the US, Mexico, and Central America. We can stand to give a little for all creatures. I often ponder what the world must have been like for snakes to evolve rattles. America must have been filled to the brim with herding mammals. In Africa, snakes evolved to spit venom instead of evolving a rattle. Very cool, but a higher metabolic cost!
June 13, 2008 at 11:58 am
Yes, to dark chocolate. Yes, I pay over $100 for gas. Mmm…yes, I pose in my underwear. It covers much more than my wicked weasel. In my defense, nothing hangs over…some under. But, you made no mention of that. Love odd numbers. By the way, no. 14. Ever just want to sit and have a beer with Mr. Bodyauditor and find out what he’s REALLY thinking? LOL.
June 13, 2008 at 12:08 pm
I have to say that number 6 is absolutely true. Dexter Jackson deserves some respect but what about Darrem Charles? He has a fantastic physique! and Number 12. I am up to $67.00 for a tank. used to be about $30! Curses!!!
June 13, 2008 at 12:12 pm
12 dollars to fill up my CBR, lasts all week and then some.
June 15, 2008 at 10:52 pm
#5 doesn’t last long here, if seen, It’s one Dead Repitle! But it is West Texas…..lol
June 17, 2008 at 10:56 pm
#s 1 & 2: YES! Dark chocolate is good for you! ^_^
3–it is why Americans are FAT (and leads to #s 7,8,9)
Female Pirates: The world needs more! As long as they are all like Kiera Knightly, of course ^_^
Closing Thought: Wharrgarble! (see my blog for clarification)
June 19, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Why are Rattlesnakes a protected animal? Look, they will kill you! Who thought it would be a good idea to keep people from killing animals that kill people? Is there something wrong with this or is it just me?
Rattlesnakes will kill you, but they ALSO kill rats and other vermin. Wait, what else is vermin? Are guinea pigs vermin? Mice?
Anyway rats also KILL VERMIN. And, hey, vermin were responsible for the (drum roll, please) BUBONIC PLAGUE!
So, yes, while rattlers kill people they also kill rats that could kill even more people. Uh, what’s that? The plague doesn’t exist any longer? BAH!
June 19, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Dammit. I meant to delete that bit that you wrote.
…
Wuzzat? Ahk! It’s a rattler!
(wrestles with snake)
AHHH!!! Stop! Stop!
(comes to realization that rattlesnakes do NOT comprehend the English language)
Me: "Hiss! Hiss!"
(discovers Dr. Doolittle is a load of crap)
AAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!
June 30, 2008 at 11:49 am
I love your blogs! and looking at you gets me motivated! I hope I never become that fat chick with the spare tire flowing over my 2 sizes too small jeans. eeek…
July 12, 2008 at 10:55 am
Me again. They released me from the hospital recently.
Stupid rattlesnake.
Oh, if only I had listened to you!
And how did I miss commenting on Dexter Jackson? He may have his shot at this year’s Olympia. He’s a new Weider athlete and unless Cutler comes in razor sharp Dexter could definitely be in the right position to take the title.
You’re right. Physiques are no longer awarded titles. The Sandow goes to a refrigerator with a pulse.
I hope Dennis Wolf has made improvements this year WITHOUT losing his v-taper.
And I wonder what will happen in the Ms. O. I still can’t believe Iris Kyle in 7th place at the Ms. International. Zoinks!
July 14, 2008 at 2:38 pm
LOL!!!! I have missed my scott lists…thanks for the humor… um, i think your chocolate bar deal is correct thinking… and i am sure i have rationalized something like that while in the midst of a sugar coma… as far as posting self in undies and shouldn’t um, no fair picking!!!! we all have to start somewhere….
July 14, 2008 at 5:20 pm
If there were a hall of fame for ponderings you would be in it. Btw I once ate a rattlesnake and I’ve actually eaten a muffin not just the top. wink wink