Feeling Fat with an “F.”
Ate a sandwhich with cheese last night
I thought it’d be alright
Now in my belly I feel all tight
With my belt this morning I had to fight
Sympathize with me and this plight
For now, my belly and chest oddly jiggle
My butts content to uncontrollably wiggle
My thighs remind me of thunder
Small kids point, laugh and I’m sure, wonder
I feel like a meandering blunder
With that, I’m inclined to ask, "Do I look fat?"…..
May 23, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Good Lord. From your pictures, you would have to gain a TON of fat in order to even look REMOTELY fat to almost anybody!!! Over 6 weeks, I put on 8 pounds which on my frame is a LOT. But NOBODY noticed it but ME. Even when I made my friends look at pictures of me from before and compare it to now, they were hard pressed to tell a difference. But this isn’t about me.
My point is… Dude. 
A cheese sandwich… even if it was with the fattiest of cheeeses… and the WHITEST of breads… slathered with sauces and sinful condiments that would make the average bodybuilder run and hide… 
it’s okay. 
The bloat will go away very soon, and everything will be okay. I promise. 
May 23, 2008 at 5:33 pm
I have a cat like that but he isn’t fat… just big boned..
May 24, 2008 at 8:26 pm
I have a fat cat!!! He wasn’t fat until I took his natural test aways, though…
May 26, 2008 at 5:41 am
sometimes I think I see my dog having the same reaction as the cat with the big lady, when I give him his food…hmmmmm… makes me wonder about that chocolate ice cream….
May 27, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Oh my gosh, poor cat!! What were the owners thinking?! And in response to the last sentence, you’ll just have to try on your posing trunks… what?! You asked!! Strictly for an objective answer, you can trust me…