Super Bowl XLII fodder for the Monday after…
1. First and foremost: NFL analysts across the country….DUDES, BITE ME!! Or more precisely, BITE THE GIANTS…yeah, the same ones you gave no shot for winning the big one….the same ones you all spent the last two weeks saying that they had given it a valiant effort, but since they were now playing with the big boys, playing the game was just a formality…..And as a parting shot for Pat anointers…..YOU GOT IT WRONG…
2. Thank you Eli for somehow managing to get away from the entire front eight for the Patriots and for lofting that ball out to Big Mike. Concurrently, thank you Mike for utilizing everything, including your helmet, to catch that throw…that was the defining moment of the Championship.
3. Is there really anything better than Whole wheat tortilla chips and bean, avocado, cheese and salsa dip while watching the SuperBowl?
4. Is anyone else feeling a bit on the bloated side today after mowing, literally, mowing on the snack food during the Bowl yesterday?…Ho chee Mama…
5. Now that the euphoria has died down…I’m realizing the off-season has now begun…Well that just bites! August is like, forever from now, right?
6. Anyone else wonder what Jerry, Tony Romo and the Cowboys were thinking while watching the Giants lift the Lombardi…
7. My arsenal of snacks for Super Bowl / cheat-day was:
A. Bean dip and tortilla chips
B. Chile Con Queso
C. Olive, Feta, Garlic, Mini-peppers and chicken pizza
D. Sea Salt and Cracked pepper, crinkle potato chips and Habanero salsa
E. Perrier waters
F. Met-RX cookies and cream Food bar chunks
8. Was it just me or were most of the commercials lame? $2.5 million for 30 seconds of air time: I want potentially the most amazing commercial ever made for that price…Top five from my perspective were:
A. Budweiser now offers flame thrower breath: Guy sets girlfriend’s house on fire with breath
B. Tire commercial where animals all screamed when a car threatened to kill a squirrel…best part being the very silent scream from the grasshopper.
C. Pepsi commercial where Joe Buck boinks his head on microphone while listening to Troy Aikman….eventually turns into a night at the Roxbury / Saturday night live skit…
D. Cave men inventing the wheel only to use it for carrying the ice chest made of stone
E. Victoria’s Secret commercial…..suggesting fun and games…after the game…Uh-hum, this may have been the best one…..I know, sad…..Can’t help it, okay?
9. Two goofy gee whiz points:
A. 5% of all avocados’ sold throughout the year are sold during the week leading up to the Super Bowl….look, you know this will be on Jeopardy someday…so mentally write it down
B. More big screen TV’s are sold on the day before Super Bowl Sunday than any other day throughout the entire year….Probably a “not too much of a shocker” here, yes?….
10. Anyone else thinking Carmen Electra’s leather and lace party would have been somewhat entertaining?….I heard the tickets, which were originally going for $500 a piece, were getting hawked the day of for $4000….Worth it?
Bonus round
1. The Patriots loss yesterday was in my estimation, the biggest upset and most disappointing loss probably ever experienced by any team, in any sport, in history! Your thoughts are?
2. How long do you suppose the flight back to New England had to have been for the Pats?
3. How much do you suppose the Manning’s (Archie, Peyton, Eli) DNA could be hawked for on e-bay, if they chose to do so? Let’s review: Each of them are All-pro Quarterbacks, two of them were Super Bowl MVP’s and each of them have lead there respective teams to the post season multiple times…..
4. Early SuperBowl XLIII prediction: Cowboys defeat the Colts, 24-20…Mark it down that you heard it here first.
Parting shot – BE today, for tomorrow may not be. -BodyAuditor
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