“DUDE!”
Top 5 situations where, “Dude,” is the appropriate response.
1. Getting cut off in traffic by some hose-head. “DUDE!”
2. Watching Big Ron Coleman moving the peanut weight. “Duuuude!”
3. Listening to fellow co-worker talking on the phone to a girl he met the night before, as he is informing her that he’s actually a secret agent for the CIA. “Dude.”…said while shaking your head.
4. After watching Brandon Jacobs level Al Harris during the NFC championship game up in the Frozen Tundra……In a sympathetic manner while shaking head slowly and smiling… “DUUUUDDE!!”
Side note - In any scenario such as this, Dude, must be followed up with the phrase, “he got jacked up!”
Side, SIDE-NOTE-This applies for anytime Big Brandon levels any player…even if they’re from the Falcons…..see below.
5. Finding out your best friend and his wife actually purchased a mini-van under the guise that they have three kids. With a slight frown and a sympathetic brow… “Duude…”
Bonus Dude situation….
*Friday at 400 PM…. “DDDUUDDE!!”
January 31, 2008 at 3:02 pm
LMAO!! Though unfortunately, I say a way more unlady-like word and/or phrase for scenario #1…
January 31, 2008 at 3:23 pm
DUDE–that is so funny!
January 31, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Duuuuude!!! You are a funny man dude!
January 31, 2008 at 4:03 pm
D.ie U.ndead. D.evilish E.vil!!!
January 31, 2008 at 7:16 pm
So everytime….. someone walks into the restroom after I’m done…… thier DUUUUDE! comment is not offical??? I knew I did not really stink!! ……
Real Men Have Mass!
February 1, 2008 at 9:41 am
For number one, I must agree with ms. Pixi! There may be a "dude" in there but it is usually after a unfriendly gesture such as WTF!
February 2, 2008 at 4:35 pm
"HELP MOMMY!" lol
@ninjabill: With the increase in protein (egg whites, etc.) I’m known as the restroom destroyer. Duuuude… (pinches nose, lights a match)
February 4, 2008 at 10:16 am
I’m with Pixi! Dude is never the first thing outta my mouth.