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bodyauditor's Stats for Hazy thoughts: Friday edition
Created:01/11/2008
Last Modified:01/11/2008
Total Comments:8



Hazy thoughts: Friday edition

  1. If an endangered animal is eating an endangered plant: what’s the appropriate action?
  2. Where do Forest Rangers go to get away from it all?
  3. Does Santa test his elves and Reindeers for performance enhancing supplements / drugs or does he promote their use?
  4. If Performance Enhancing drugs really do make a big difference, why aren’t they promoted for use amongst occupations that are physical in nature: Lumberjacks, Laborers, Iron workers, Police officers, Fire fighters….etc.
  5. If we changed the shape of a planet just enough, would it eventually fall out of orbit?
  6. Is it more important that we get methamphetamines off the streets, or continue to promote fat burners with ephedrine (main ingredient in meth) at health food stores?
  7. Synthol: why?
  8. If a deaf child signs a curse word, does his mom wash his hands for punishment?
  9. If we know that tobacco kills, why did George Burns live to be 100?
  10. Why do politicians bash each other in TV ads, then when they are together in person, they hug, shake hands and exchange pleasantries?
  11. Why does anyone still care if a baseball player used steroids or HGH ten years ago?
  12. If a bodybuilder was using steroids five years ago and performed exceptionally well during that time at his office job, should he come forward with his story, and will the office stats he produced during that time now require an asterisk?
  13. If America does everything it can to clean up the environment and all the third world countries in this world do nothing, is it all for not?
  14. Why are we not just a bit more concerned about our water supply?
  15. Why are biker shorts allowed to be worn out in public by anyone other than bikers?
  16. Does anyone else need a Starbucks about now?

8 Responses to “Hazy thoughts: Friday edition”

  1. Nomadek Says:

    #1.. Say Shoo!!
    #4.. Maybe they should be.
    #8.. HAHAHAHA
    #10.Lack of Spine
    #15.Those should only be womens clothing.
    #16.I do.


  2. Jonahgirl Says:

    Great! Can I answer a few?
    1. Send the animal to counseling. It wasn’t his fault.
    2. Where there are no f****** trees.
    10. I think they learned it in the south.
    14. I have no idea…you couldn’t pay me to drink the tap water where I live.
    15. Where are the fashion police when you need them?
    16. Absolutely! I’ll have a Venti Nonfat Latte!


  3. King_Marmoset! Says:

    1. Survival of the fittest!
    13. I’m dealing with this problem right now. If you can’t make "locals" save their environment it’s pointless in trying.
    14. Amen to that. Big problems are going to be coming from this in the near future.


  4. mooselvlt Says:

    #10. I’m getting more convinced they are all in it together.
    #11. Nobody does that I know
    #15. Exactly. Had to chuckle on that one.

    Great blog as usual sir.


  5. Pheidippides Says:

    My brain’s in a twist. Starbuck’s won’t do. Tequila, maybe.


  6. pixiglittrpants Says:

    Yesss, a new hazy thoughts edition!
    6) Interesting, I didn’t know this…
    8) It seemed wrong to laugh at this… but I did, anyway.
    15) Moreso, why do some bikers insist on wearing them at work when they’re NOT biking?!


  7. mmeyer41 Says:

    1) Hopefully the plant isn’t poisonous!
    3) He probably doesn’t test them but hopes they will use. If it got out that he promoted the use, it would hurt his image LOL (Fat man)
    8) I don’t know but I’ll ask one for you!
    11) Those people arent happy unless they have something to complain about
    14) I wont drink the water without a filter!
    15) It helps those "other" people fit in! LOL
    16) Maybe later, it’s bed time!


  8. qrx333 Says:

    #4: Some elite military units do use them. Blood doping (your own red blood cells) and amphetamines for sure.
    #5: I thinkit just wobble and we all would get motion sickness except for Eskimos and Aborigines.
    #11: There is a lot of money in the manufacture of asterisks.
    #12: I don’t think they would care. In fact they might hand ou the stuff if its "good for the company"
    #13: Some people should not be allowed to dress themselves.


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