Memoirs of a reluctant Bulker

So…..you know I started this cutting phase about a month ago and ironically, that is about when I discovered this body space thing too. Honestly? At the time, I figured it would just be another normal cutting phase that I have done for the last four to five years every time summer is about to roll around. My typical cutting phase generally lasts about three months and I’ll usually lose about ten to fifteen pounds or in total body weight perspective….usually I’ll go from 225 to 215 or 210. As in the past, I was fully ready to lose those same monotonous few pounds, shed a bit of fat and be ready to do the shirtless yard work / park thing. However, something happened on the way to the NORM! Lights, camera, recorder, make-up, props……cue epiphony……Ladies and Gents, I give you BODYSPACE!! Oh hello Mama!

Let me tell you what: This bodyspace thing is a very powerful mechanism for making a real (that’s right…REAL) difference. I have gone from the, "oh well, ho-hum it’s another workout and another cutting phase," to, SWEET MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, I AM ON FIRE ABOUT THIS OPPORTUNITY TO BLAST THE KAPOOPY (Yes, I have kids) OUT OF MY MUSCLES AND I WILL BE ONE SHREDDED BEAST!

Sadly, before one month ago, I had given up on my dream of someday competing, opting to just accept my slightly above-average physique. Well, not anymore my friends!! Oh yes……I will compete someday and listen to me now, hear me later…..I will (WILL) be an elderly version of a younger Arnold!!!! (Or maybe a younger Dorian for you JelitaM)

Yes that’s right folks…..coming soon to a town near you: the freakishly-semi-almost-mass monster, with beyond close-to just-shy-of razor cut papery (I know, not a word, it just fit) thin skinned Body Auditor!!!

In short, because of the swell and very informative ladies (sexy too BTW) and gents on this site, I am reinvigorated and very much so bent on adding some muscle, while cutting down, before my new contest-goal-date of, "first show after I turn 39 in April of next year." Mark it on your calendars, put it in your PDA’s, annotate your GroupWise, or whatever memo device you might use, because in April 2008, I will be bringing it!

BA OUT!

THIS BODY FUELED BY THE GOOD FOLKS AT BODYSPACE.COM.

THANKS TO ALL!!! AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!

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