ant0064’s BodyBlog

Ok I’ve never wrote a blog on this site or any other site in my life.  I’m currently traveling for work for a couple days so I’m bored.  Luckily, there’s a gym where I’m at so I haven’t missed a workout or even a meal and it’s only a few days so even if I do it won’t hurt.  Anyway, I’ve been building up a rant for a few months now, and it’s time to unload!

Food pushers:  GET THE F**K OUT OF MY FACE, I DO NOT WANT A DEEP FRIED OREO, DEEP FRIED BOLOGNA SANDWICH, OR ANYTHING ELSE YOU FAT F**K’S HAVE MANAGED TO FIND A WAY TO THROW IN A BOILING POOL OF GREASE AND CALL IT FOOD!  I am done with you people, you just don’t get it…you haven’t stepped in a gym since the Advent of Christ and I’m trying to bust my ass while you insist on shoving horrible food in my face after multiple refusals.  You try to pull people like myself, whose second religion is steel plates and healthy foods, down to your pitiful, pathetic, feeble and contemptible level.  You have no idea what it takes to embark on my lifestyle…..so sit back and live the “American Dream” with your cakes and pies while positioning your beer on the upper tier of your oversized, gargantuan gut, but don’t impose your sick lifestyle on me or anyone else that has made fitness a way of life.  Should I just start carrying my dry plain oatmeal around and shove it down your throat?!  The numerous hours I exhaust in the kitchen to prepare my 8 meals for the day isn’t enough for you people to realize that I’m dedicated to what I do, to say the least.  The mere fact that you won’t give up pushing these foods is because you envy someone of my devotion and allegiance to the gym, and quite frankly, you couldn’t handle it.  You couldn’t handle picking up a weight or stepping on a treadmill or trying to eat right…..you’ll just continue to make excuse after excuse why you don’t have time for the gym or any level of fitness for that matter.  I’m 99.9% certain, only because scientific studies are never 100%, that you have enough time to sit your fat ass down on the couch with a bag of fresh potato chips watching episode after episode of reality television.  SHOW SOME RESPECT, if you want to live that lifestyle, I couldn’t care less, just don’t try to push your habits on me…that’s when I start taking offense to your putrid, decomposing life.  I appreciate your offer, but if I politely say no thanks, then the offer has been declined, get the F**K over it.  For anyone who is living this “dream,” I know you think I’m insane, but what I think is insane is you degrading the one body that you were given at birth….if I live a short or long life, it’s going to be one that I can revere.

Thanks for listening, and please comment, regardless if you agree or disagree.  There aren’t enough people in this world that speak their minds.  Everyone is scared what people will think. 

The thing is, we are the minority….the second we step out of the gym….