HAiry..Hairy
FAQ’S
Q. People keep saying that if you start shaving your legs,or other body parts
that the hair will grow back much thicker and darker, thus this adversity
will cause to to forever having to shave, is this true?
A. This is one of the biggest spurious myths around, time to divulge
the guileless truth!
A study was done on this, and it proves this is what happens
-when a hair is shaved , it grows back BLUNT! thus appearing thicker
-when a hair has been growing for a long time, the star that provides life
for earth has a bleaching effect, this is why surfers usually have brown/blonde hair.
go figure.
Q. Is this painfull , heard waxing can cause grown men to weep in pain?
A. Not at all , ive designed this method to be the most painless way out there.
and indeed waxing is very painfull.
Q. I dont possess a electric body hair trimmer clipper, how much are they?
A. Around $20-$150 on average.
Q. I dont have much time, how do i get around this?
A. Split the body parts up, such as 2 parts/day.
The weapon arsenal
-Shaving gel/foam
-Shaving oil
-A razor with atleast 3-5 blades
-Hair removal cream
-Electric foil razor with 3 rotary heads
-Electric body hair trimmer clipper that includes foil/length selection attachments
-Tweezers
-Grooming scissors
Body parts
-Hair style:
This is a personal choice, if you desire a Tom Cruise or Chuck Norris look
at experienced hair hairdresser is you optimal bet unless you dont mind
having a go youself, just have a beanie on hand. Now if you digg saving your cash
like me, just set the desired length on the hair trimmer, and your set, plus you
just saved between $10-$25, some extra protein or creatine never hurt anyone.
Else get the oil, tin and sharp fossil out, pretend to be Richard B. Riddick for
an hour.
-Eyebrows:
Now this is a tough one, too much hair and you could pass as John Howard,
too little and you shall be taking call’s such as “Fairy Marry”,”Gaylord” and so
on, now just my personal opinion, but i dont digg that shiznit. So a mediocre trim
using the hair trimmer should pass as fine, remember DO NOT over do it. Now the
monobrow, girls dont show great adulation towards this matter. So out come the
all painfull tweezers, really the pain is not that great, but if your a wuss, do it all
over the duration of the week. It is not advised you start messing with the upper
or lower parts of the eyebrow, maybe a few hairs off the upper, just don’t touch
the lower part if you value your spartan manhood.
-Nose/ears:
Simple as, dont try waxing these areas unless you have morphine on hand. Just
a trim with the grooming scissors produces optimal results. If you a true
spartan, warm that wax up, J/K.
-Facial hair:
Apply a generous volume of warm-hot H20 ( not boiling, unless you think chicks digg the
Hills have eyes mutant look ) to your face. Proceed to the following step of rubbing
5-20 drops of shaving oil into the area your about to shave, leave it for 2-3 minutes.
get you shave on.
-Armpits:
Trim by choice of the chosen length with the electric body hair trimmer by using the
lenth selection attachment, then get a close
shave if wanted by using the foil attachment.
-Arms / chest / back / legs:
Trim with electric body hair trimmer clipper.
Follow up with a close shave from the foil attachment.
-Pubic area (no homo):
Trim with electric body hair trimmer clipper. Then using great care finish up
with the normal razor and shaving gel/foam.
- Arse (no homo):
No im not talking about purchasing 15 litres of hair removal cream and heading down the
street to abuse the local donkey.
So about to start in you first adult film eh, use the electric body hair trimmer clipper
to shave the cheeks, then hit the centre no shave zone up with the hair removal cream.
Ive got a rash !
After each shave, it always helps to apply sorbolene or aloe vera cream or gel.
Im itchy and cant stop scratching ! People are looking at me like i have fleas
Set your GPS for the local drug store, you need an OTC drug such as
Hydrocortisone, it comes in a cream. Smile in joy as it soothes the itching.
