RANT! Thursday 3/27
Angry, lonely and hungry. Currently fixing 1/3 of my problems; 10 more minutes until the chicken is finish.
I haven’t been able to turn on any intensity this week but overall i’m content with my strength perfromance. The wheels have been spinning a lot upstairs lately and i think its distracting my focus.
Lets rant! My hamstrings are enormous which cause a few problems. First finding jeans that fit good is damn near impossible so i have to buy baggy jeans which isn’t cool depending on where i’m going. Second these damn hams rub together when i walk like a normal human being; so i have to walk like a duck.
Rant #2! Seriously! I have a big penis, almost 10 inches. Sometimes after doing deadlifts, power cleans, abs; anything where my hips are involved my underwear stretches. After my underwear stretches my dick flops all around when i walk; it makes me paranoid since i wonder who notices my wang flipping around like a fish out of water. I’m embarassed.
I think i’m done for now.






March 27, 2008 at 7:10 pm
haha! are you for real?! if you aren’t, you’re damn funny. even if you are, trust me, no one is looking at your crotch at the gym!