Before you talk smack, make sure you can back it up
Yes it’s that time again, time for another comic moment at the gym. Yesterday while i was doing my total body hiit workout, some young cats from one of the local high schools came in and were doing the basic fooling around that teenage boys do. Well later on one of the fellas stood up and brazenly said he could bench press King Kong. Well kids being kids one of his buddies asked him how much he benched to which he replied, "maybe uh, 350" that’s when i knoew something wasn’t right because of the pause between "maybe" and "uh 350". Of course they challenged him, so he took them up on the challenge. His first try he could not even push the weight up, secong try they dropped it to 275, he pushed it up maybe an inch off his chest, finally they droppped it to about 225 and he got it up barely. I just shook my head as i look at his beet red face from embarrassedment as his boys clowned him. Then just when you think it was done, one of his boys siad out loud " man you can’t bench press King Kong’s d!ck!!!! Almost everyone in the gym lost it. Now usually i would have felt bad for the guy, but hey, he was the one that was doing all the trash talk so he was on his on. Maybe some people need to remember that it’s not cockiness if you can back it up, but its total foolishness if you can’t.
November 5, 2009 at 8:23 am
OMG - I bet you were rolling on the ground laughing. Now that’s funny!
November 5, 2009 at 8:27 am
HA! That’s funny. I would’ve laughed too just because it was a funny line.
November 5, 2009 at 8:28 am
Too funny, Wayne! But, who knows….King Kong is probably pretty well hung. Don’t think I’d want that challenge myself.
November 5, 2009 at 8:31 am
LMFAO. Teenage boys are hilarious, especially groups of them.
~L~
November 5, 2009 at 8:37 am
LOL…..After the 2nd comment my workout would have been over, from laughing too hard & lost concentration. You couldn’t pay me enough to go back to being a teenager, and the stupid things I said & did back then.
But I wouldn’t mind being able to eat the way I could back then.
November 5, 2009 at 8:38 am
KC….I had 20lb DBs in my hand and held back until laid them down because i didn’t want to drop them on my toes, but afterward I let loose
DrJ…Good point. That would probably be a heck of a test
Mrinky’s….Can’t beat ‘em
November 5, 2009 at 8:41 am
That is funny. Sometimes I find humor in the teenagers and other times I find it annoying. Yesterday I watched as a kid spilled the weights since he had no collars on the bar.
November 5, 2009 at 8:50 am
LOL. Yeah, younger kids love TRYING to lift heavy weights. Ususally it’s 1 or 2 reps max and about half of a full movement. Good story!
November 5, 2009 at 9:30 am
Man I don’t know where these people come from. Sometimes i thing God sees we could use a good laugh and sends idiots like that to my gym
November 5, 2009 at 1:54 pm
That’s funny LOL… teenagers in the gym are kind of annoying though- they should be banned unless they can behave.
November 5, 2009 at 6:03 pm
I enjoyed reading this…thanks for sharing and making me laugh.
November 5, 2009 at 9:52 pm
HAAAAA! That was flippin hillarious. Shut yo mouth little boi!
Betcha he doesn’t talk smack like that any time soon.