Joke for today!
Accidents Happen
A man happens upon a friend and sees that his friend’s car is wrecked and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt, and blood. He asks his friend, “What happened to your car?”
A man happens upon a friend and sees that his friend’s car is wrecked and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt, and blood. He asks his friend, “What happened to your car?”
“Well,” the friend responses, “I ran into a lawyer.”
“OK,” says the man, “that explains the blood… But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches, and the dirt?”
“Well, I had to chase him all through the park.”
