Being called a “Teddybear”…
As the lardy lover that I fashion myself to be, I just take some things as a given:
1. Women(the superficial ones) will never see you as anything more than a friend.
2. Beware the diggers of gold!!! One of the things that sucks about being lardy is that you can’t trust people especially pretty women. Sure its totally a trust issue on my part, but they tend to try and butter you up and then well expect something in return…(Maybe Another Blog)
3. The only physical compliment you will receive is "You are like a big teddybear!!!"
Now lets examine number 3. On the surface I used to think when I heard this from an attractive woman "Wow, she wants to squeeze me…awesome!" But now I think "Man she just called me a pudgy and inactive mammal!" Sure a bear is strong but man they pretty much just eat and sleep. Its like all women read the same paragraph about how to compliment a big man right out of the "How to compliment a man" book…
One of the things I’m looking forward too is meeting a beautiful woman with my hardened body and she actual thinks about ripping my clothes off in a passionate rage of lust instead of warming herself against my extra fat deposits in the winter time. Now if she said something like "Awww you like a smaller Ronnie Coleman!", yeah I think I could live with that…Oh for such a woman lol. –"Light Weight!"
July 31, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Teddy bears aren’t grizzlies. Thus teddie bears aren’t strong.
Teddy bears get wrapped up in bows and look all pretty and shit. They don’t fight cobra commander.
July 31, 2008 at 10:25 pm
LOL! I like that — a smaller Ronnie Coleman!
BTW - I call my bf, who I love dearly, my teddy bear! Good luck with your goals!
August 1, 2008 at 3:17 pm
LOL Don’t get me wrong coming from the right woman being called a teddy bear is awesome! And being wrapped in a bow is going to be a lot easier each day that goes by lol.