Comments on: Excuse me please! WTF! http://blog.bodybuilding.com/TheBodyguard/2008/07/09/excuse-me-please-wtf/ My Awesome Bodybuilding.com BodyBlog Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:05:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=0.32 by: Carolynleigh http://blog.bodybuilding.com/TheBodyguard/2008/07/09/excuse-me-please-wtf/#comment-2729252 Fri, 18 Jul 2008 09:48:27 +0000 http://blog.bodybuilding.com/TheBodyguard/2008/07/09/excuse-me-please-wtf/#comment-2729252 Awww! Children are so innocent and happy and oblivious to the crap we have to deal with as adults. I can't wait to have 4 of them (my husband thinks different). Awww! Children are so innocent and happy and oblivious to the crap we have to deal with as adults. I can’t wait to have 4 of them (my husband thinks different).

]]> by: curt_james http://blog.bodybuilding.com/TheBodyguard/2008/07/09/excuse-me-please-wtf/#comment-2713142 Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:06:41 +0000 http://blog.bodybuilding.com/TheBodyguard/2008/07/09/excuse-me-please-wtf/#comment-2713142 Okay, I want to change my vote. Give her a wedgie next time. Just grab tight and pull upwards forcefully. And then deny it ever happened. Do it quick so there are no witnesses. Leave her with her granny panties up around her ears and continue your curls as if nothing had happened. ... Okay, I take it back. Because that would be a BAD thing. :D Okay, I want to change my vote.

Give her a wedgie next time. Just grab tight and pull upwards forcefully.

And then deny it ever happened. Do it quick so there are no witnesses. Leave her with her granny panties up around her ears and continue your curls as if nothing had happened.

…

Okay, I take it back.

Because that would be a BAD thing.

:D

]]> by: curt_james http://blog.bodybuilding.com/TheBodyguard/2008/07/09/excuse-me-please-wtf/#comment-2689272 Thu, 10 Jul 2008 02:59:37 +0000 http://blog.bodybuilding.com/TheBodyguard/2008/07/09/excuse-me-please-wtf/#comment-2689272 Try this next time: 1) Observe total idiot has entered your training area. 2) Immediately declare said training area as Cursed Ground! (Stupidity is contagious, I swear.) 3) Snatch up all your sh!t as quickly as possible and move to higher (and smarter) ground. 4) Complete training. 5) Share tales of adventure in the climbing castle with your child. Ahhh! Sounds like the perfect workout. Optional: 2a) Go so far as to move the bench you had all your items placed on in addition to those items and then as you're dragging or carrying the bench away from the aforementioned idiot, say loudly, "EXCUSE ME, SORRY, I'LL BE OUT OF YOUR WAY IN A JIFFY. IF YOU NEED THIS BENCH I WAS USING JUST ASK BECAUSE I'LL BE OVER HERE, OKAY? THANK YOU!" Or something like that. ;) And, yeah, "Nothing surprises me anymore in this world of ours!!!!" What she said. Try this next time:

1) Observe total idiot has entered your training area.
2) Immediately declare said training area as Cursed Ground! (Stupidity is contagious, I swear.)
3) Snatch up all your sh!t as quickly as possible and move to higher (and smarter) ground.
4) Complete training.
5) Share tales of adventure in the climbing castle with your child.

Ahhh! Sounds like the perfect workout.

Optional:

2a) Go so far as to move the bench you had all your items placed on in addition to those items and then as you’re dragging or carrying the bench away from the aforementioned idiot, say loudly, "EXCUSE ME, SORRY, I’LL BE OUT OF YOUR WAY IN A JIFFY. IF YOU NEED THIS BENCH I WAS USING JUST ASK BECAUSE I’LL BE OVER HERE, OKAY? THANK YOU!"

Or something like that. ;)

And, yeah, "Nothing surprises me anymore in this world of ours!!!!" What she said.

]]> by: amrn65 http://blog.bodybuilding.com/TheBodyguard/2008/07/09/excuse-me-please-wtf/#comment-2688982 Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:09:53 +0000 http://blog.bodybuilding.com/TheBodyguard/2008/07/09/excuse-me-please-wtf/#comment-2688982 Nothing surprises me anymore in this world of ours!!!! Nothing surprises me anymore in this world of ours!!!!

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