TDetroit’s ramblings and nonsense

I’ve already seen quite a few.  Maybe I’ll go out later to look for more.

The best time is 4 am to 5 am EST.  so if you set your clock, you could get a real show.  Not sure if I am going to do that.  It seems damn early.

not sleeping

not eating

just laid out flat.

still functioning most of the time

biting everyone’s head off at the slightest.  irratible

might break my teeth by clenching them

haven’t been to the gym, but have done some home workouts

can’t seem to shake the unhappies

it would be real bad to not fix this within 3 days - really 2 days, because once friday morning gets here, it’s too late to fix it.

I know it’s around here somewhere.  Let’s see, I was making up Easter baskets, and I put them out.  Then I did a pushup workout.  then I made the 14 year old go to sleep - I only had to tell him 5 times.

Now I am on the computer, bb.coming, and facebooking and tbd-ing, and looking for a romantic location in Bloomfield Hills for a coffee date, where they will also let a guitar player in for a few minutes.  Or a place to get coffee and a glass of fine wine.  hmmm…. there is such a place, but…. she doesn’t like Italian food.  this is very complicated. 

Ok, using Goggle Earth, I think I can do this.  I will have to use two places.  Starbucks (coffee for people who don’t know what coffee is supposed to taste like), and my cousin’s bar up the street. 

Now, to decide how this will work.  I think the bar first and the coffee for a night cap.  Or the other way around.  does anyone out there remember how to date?  Hell, I wasn’t good at it when I was 20, I am lost at 41.  I need to make some phone calls…

Tonight on COM (is that comedy central - I don’t know, I just look at the 3 letter codes), Idiocracy.

It is a movie about what happens when the entire earth eats carbs and electrolytes and no protein.  The physical dumbing down of our global population.  Not only is it a movie, but it is happening in real life, right before our eyes.  No one is willing to stop it.  I intend to teach my progeny to eat right and conquer the future useless people of out world with their superior intellect.  It will be fun to look down from my heavanly perch and watch the world wallow in their own filth while my progeny (and the progeny of the readers) enjoy the good life because we had the forethought to learn the truth about food.

Have you seen this show.  it’s the funniest thing ever.

they show the stories of criminals, usually caught on tape.  these criminals are doing something stupid in committing their particular crime. 

and if that isn’t bad enough, the producers show the tapes to hollywood losers for comment, and then mix the replies in with the tapes and the commentator.

nothing is worse than Danny Bonaducci calling you stupid, or Willis, or whoever they have on the show.  I think one is Leif Garret.  You know you’ve hit bottom when…

Three guys handcuffed together are getting out of a police van to go into court.  They take off running with the officers three steps behind them.  Not 30 feet into their run, one goes to the right of a pole, and the other two go left.  Like a dog at the end of a leash, they jerk… and then swing around the pole and get tangled together.  The officeer was having trouble untangling them to bring them back to the court house.  it’s all on film.  and the hollywood guys are making fun of it. 

#16 on the countdown, is a guy who goes to the bank.  then goes away and comes back with a note for the teller, which he gives to her in front of a cop.  He’s getting advice from Willis.

one of the idiots is robbing a convenience store.  to steal something off the counter, he puts his shot gun down on the counter.  the clerk takes it.  rotflmao!  Leif Garret says, "come on, man!"

you have got to see this show when it’s on.  the best entertainment on tv.