Why do I have to have the stinky, nasty, smelly kids?
I was such a perfect child…ok, would you believe a please to raise…would you believe I never got into real trouble….would you believe I never got caught…
anyway. I used to drive my mom nuts with my hygeine. I washed my hands everytime I entered the house, before and after every meal, in the morning first thing when I woke up, last thing before bed. Showers, I never had to be told to get squeaky clean.
So here I am, the father of four - 4 who do not believe in washing hands, brushing teeth, combing hair, taking showers… hell, my biggest problem is getting the food "in" the mouths and not "on" the mouths.
One has breath that you can smell at three feet away, and when you ask if he brushed his teeth WITH LISTERINE he lies. He doesn’t believe water whould ever touch him. Aaaaaagh! Clearly my wife cheated on me, he’s not my kid!
Where did I go wrong? OMG! I sound like my mom. Where did I put my hand gun? I need to shoot myself.
Post by: TDetroit
March 26, 2009 at 5:14 am
I’ve come to the conclusion that you, my friend, are seriously being tested! -Jeff
March 26, 2009 at 5:22 am
We all have are crutches to bare. You must have boys. I have both girls & boys I observe
both ends of the scale daily.
March 26, 2009 at 5:33 am
Jeff, I think I agree with you.
BillyBob. It’s 2 boys and 2 girls - yes, who would have thought girls would do this. Aaaagh!
March 26, 2009 at 5:52 pm
On the plus side…..a nasty ass and bad breath may keep the boys away!??
March 26, 2009 at 7:42 pm
good point, the girls are now officially banned from showering… the boys, refuse to shower so that problem is solved.
think of the money I will save on not using hot water…