TDetroit’s ramblings and nonsense

I am wondering what all those women thought of a guys ass that can squat 350 lbs.  My wife took some pics for me - no, I’m not allowed to post them - but I was sure impressed with it.

Anyway, I am no longer a virgin, and I have pictures to prove it.

All "clean" bill of health.  Prescription to come back in 5 years.  Apparently she likes me. 

Nope, I don’t feel uncomfortable.  So guys, if a woman says …. well…. tell her I said it’s no problem.

The only problem was going off the anti-anxiety meds for the procedure.  I am supposed to take a happy every 8 hours.  the last was at 10:30 last night.  by the time I was laying on the bed waiting, I was a mess.  Plus, being the same Doctor who was trying to diagnose Audrey - even though it would have been way too late - I was even more emotional.  I was crying the whole time before and after.  Couldn’t stop.  Dr B was so nice.  She came over just to hold my hand.  She was heart broken that she couldn’t have been called 2 years or more earlier to save Audrey.

I remembered while I was there.  Years ago, I had complained about some stomach pains.  I didn’t think much of it.  Audrey got me in to the Doctor.  They scheduled a sigmoid (that’s a small 18 inch strap-on) and a Barium enema (that’s for taking pictures).  It occurs to me.  Look how she took care of my colon.  How could she have possibly forgotten to ask for her own tests?   The nurse there told me, "because she was too busy taking care of everyone else." 

I don’t know what to say to that.