5:30 am
OK, so now the schedule is switched. The wife has cancer and is on disability. Today was my first day to get up and go to work by 8 am instead of putting the kids on the bus.
I had to wake up at 5:30 am to accomplish taking out the dog, light workout (doesn’t count for blogging), shower, make my lunch (major undertaking), answer my e-mails, etc.
I don’t care what anyone says, the human body was not meant to functiion at 5:30 am!
Plus, some idiot who thinks he knows best came home last week and decided that it’s now warm in Michigan and we can turn off the furnace. That same idiot is the one who was first awake this morning (at 5:30) and had to spend 6 mins daring hisself to get out from under the blankets to go turn it back on. I hope the idiot enjoyed taking a shower in a frozen bathroom- even the hot water could warm that up. (it is now almost 10 am and I am still shivering)
The good news is that the wife called, she had to put the girls on the bus - I had to put the boys on the bus, reversed rolls remember - she wants to trade back. HELL NO! Give me the boys anytime. They might be stupid teenage boys who don’t know how to comb their hair and can’t remember to brush their teeth, but you just tell them and it’s done. for the girls, I have one word - ORDEAL!
It’s all yours honey, you squeezed out those puppies, I just shot the load. Enjoy!
Post by: TDetroit