TDetroit’s ramblings and nonsense

Well the moment everyone has been waiting for.  Unfortunately this is not what you thought it would be.  This is not the "How To"  section.  I will get to that later.

This is the high Latin version, well the low Latin version, would you believe Italian from a guy who learned it from Idiot’s Guide to Italian (a book I highly recommend, you will be talking sexy by page 126).

Allora,e ora, ascolta e impara!  Le donne e non normale, le fisico donne e complicato.  Primo, che non cervello!  Secondo, che non metodo semplice a comminicare!  Allora, (you are screwed from the get go). 

 Anyway!  There are two areas of concern in female anatomy, the upper and the lower.  To  make this more exciting, we will start with the upper:

 Suffice to say, if men had breasts, we would get nothing done.  How it is that there are some women who do not find their own breasts a distraction, I DO NOT KNOW!  Breasts are simple to understand, there are essentially tow parts to be concerned with: 1. Pectoralis/Breast Tissue, 2. Areola

Now to start with, remember in Lesson 1, that the female orgasm is 70% mental and a mere 30% physical.  This has great ramifications to the breasts.  It is most likely, that a sexual bout will begin with breast touching.  Believe it or not, there are women who have convinced themselves they do not like to be touched on their breast during sex. (the male equivelant of not liking a hand job) 

I say "convinced", because the fact that it is pleasurable is just that: A FACT.  So therefore, the only way a woman could conclude she does not like it is if she has "convinced" herself.  I know there are cases of medical issues etc, obviously those cases do not apply here.  In any event, to believe she does not enjoy it, she must clearly have some sort of mental block to the enjoyment.  I call this the bad bill of goods, likely sold to her by the NOW who call all sex rape.  Point is, it is enjoyable, but some women have learned it is not.  This is a mix up of not knowing what is pleasurable.

 So the Pectoralis/Breast Tissue is the large breast area that we see forming a tent under the shirt.  This is great stuff.  There is a lot of fatty tissue mixed in, so an overweight women will have more enticing breasts (with her shirt on), because of size.  This tissue is also stimulatable.  It is not just fat, it is a functional tissue.  As a man, I caqn say that I do not care what that function is, it is only necessary to know it is more than fat, it is real, and needs to be stimulated to work up to 30% of an orgasm.

The areola, is the center (usually pinkish or brownish) lump in the middle of the breast.  This is a fun thing to play with (more on that in a later lesson), but it has likes and dislikes of it’s own.  It seems the areola likes cold, afterall it perks right up at the first blast of cool air from a freezer, and it really likes to be freed of the padded and insulated bra cup (hey that’s my observation, and I am sticking with it).

The areola is also the Great Communicator (I bet you thought that was Reagan).  The areola will tell you when you are on the right road to a 30% orgasm.  Even if the woman at "hand" tells you that you are going the wrong way, the areola will gladly dispute the fact.

Now to the lower anatomy.  Let’s stick with the important parts here:  vagina, clitoris, cervix, labium (the combined term) and don’t forget the power of the bladder.

Now the hand bone is connected to the arm bone etc.  And the lower female anatomy all works together. 

What is the vagina, it it’s simplest definition, it is a muscular tube.  That’s it, nothing exciting there.

What is the clitoris, it is a tubercle (to simplify the medical terms, let’s just say nerve-like), and as such is very sensitive.  It is not just a nub, it is actually about 4 inches long, running along the upper side of the vagina, and ending just before the cervix.  It is under the skin of the vaginal wall, and is mixed in with the muscle creating the vaginal tube (remember that point, it will came back to haunt you on the test later)

What is the cervix, it is a wall, but not a flat wall, think of a hallway the opens and closes.

What are the labium, lips.

Ok, so what is happening during sexual arousal.  The cervix will flatten (think the hallway gets shorter), and it moves back away from the end of the clitoris.  Now there is a space between the clitoris and the cervix.  So, if the clitoris is 4 inches long, and there is a space behind it, then the vagina is 4 inches long, plus the space vacated by the cervix.  (women who say a man is too big are feeling something else to be discussed in a few moments).  Point is all told, there is a lot of space.

Now, in all the pics I have seen, the clitoris is bigger at the outer end (at the labium), and thinner at the cervix end.  So we will be left to assume that that is the shpe in reality.

There is a spot, halfway down the length of the clitoris, it is called the G-spot, named after Dr Graffenberg.  Dr G found this spot to be more sensitive the the area before ar after it, but not as sensitive as the ends of the clitoris.  This gives us 3 points of stimulation.  Frued says the important one is at the far end, near the cervix.  Many people dispute Frued, but I have advised many a young pup on his techniques, and the results are always the same, she always says (screams) "Oh my God".  Except in a few very rare cases of too much defiance of the orgasm - i.e. the 70% beats out the 30%, and there is no orgasm.

How do you stimulate the far end.  We will discuss one today, and the other when we discuss male anatomy.  The first method is with the finger.  Now, mind you Frued disapproves of this as a adolescent method of stimulation.  However, palm up (toward the breasts) reach in with one finger, get deep in there, and curl the last knuckle up.  Many think it is like gesturing to "come here", but that is actually a G-spot stimulation, just the last knuckle.  What you are doing is  reaching to the end and tickling. 

Now, many women do not like this stimulation, again, that darn NOW.  Great for getting the right to vote, bad for sex.  Stimulation is good.  Yes it is possible to press too hard, but that is more a function of the amount of liquid secretion.  If there is not enough liquid, then things have progressed too quickly, back up a few steps, the man should be more slave like for a time until she is ready.  But to say she doesn’t like stimulation is just wrong.  What she is really saying, is that if she orgasms, she will temporarily lose control of her faculties, and the man will have temporary control, and according to NOW, that is always a bad thing to happen, so therefore, she will defiantly not enjoy sex.  Did you get all that?  Too many women believe that sex is about power.  So they end up not enjoying it.  This is wrong.  If you want sex to be about power, then you should do what men do.  Release the control and enjoy it more.  This is the equivelant of turning your back on a foe to see if he sucker punches you.  You are more of a man for it.   Same thing in sex, you are more of a man or a woman if you turn your back, and let the release of control occur, there is much more of a thrill than fighting it.

Remember the women who say a man is too big?  What they are feeling is stimulation  at the far end of the clitoris.  It would be an extreme coincidence for a man to be too big for a woman.  There is soooo much space to work with.  It would have to be an extraordinarily large man and an extraordinarily small woman, and how often do those two find each other.

Last for today, the bladder.  If it is full, it is too much of a distraction to be used as a sexual organ, too empty, and there is no stimulation, but if you can get it just right, and if in the right position, it will lightly press down on the length of the clitoris and provide a stimulation.  there is fatty tissue and fascia tissue to deal with too, so it will be like a teddy bear is pressing down on the clitoris.

Tomorrow (or when I get to it)  Lesson 4: Male Anatomy: The Goods