Monkey Food
So here’s my typical diet for those that are curious (or extremely bored). Suggestions and comments are welcome. Yes I know I need to eat more. Keep in mind this is significantly more than I would eat (not to mention healthier) before I started lifting last year. I used to barely eat anything so this was a huge change for me. Unless otherwise specified I’m just drinking water. Meals are generally 2-3 hours apart.
Meal 1
- Apex performance multivitamin
- banana
- 1 scoop whey protein with glass of 2% milk
Meal 2 - Lunch
- This one can vary wildly. It all depends on where I go with my mates at work for lunch. Wherever I end up I’ll get some form of chicken breast. Today it was a chargrilled chicken sandwich with a bowl of chicken noodle soup.
Meal 3
- Clif Builders Protein Bar
Meal 4
- banana
- turkey jerkey
Meal 5 – Dinner
- Again can vary. Tonight it was Chinese food (chicken with broccoli). Yesterday it was two chicken breasts and broccoli. Ok, maybe dinner doesn’t vary that much. LOL
- Glass of cran-grape juice. Yes I know it has a ton of sugar and calories. I don’t care. It tastes awesome and at least has vitamin C.
Meal 6
- banana
- 1 scoop whey protein with glass of 2% milk
- smoked almonds
Meal 7
- regular yogurt with fruit in the bottom
Cheat snack
- 5 Hershey’s kisses because I am hopelessly addicted to chocolate
On days where I work out meal #5 will be something smaller such as a peanut butter and honey sandwich. I can’t eat a lot before working out. Twenty minutes before I hit the gym I’ll have a cup of CytoGainer in a glass of water. Immediately after working out I’ll have another scoop in a glass of 2% milk along with a can of white meat chicken breast.
I don’t really have cheat days. I always have a cheat meal on the weekends where I’ll reward myself with pizza and 2-3 glasses of regular Coke (hell yeah). A dessert once a week is also a must. I’ve found that rewarding myself this way completely eliminates any desire to eat poorly. With this diet I was able to gain weight and drop my bodyfat into the single digits.






January 29, 2008 at 6:22 am
I think the last sentence is key. If it’s working for you then it’s all good!