SpOrTy-ReTuRnS’s BodyBlog

Hey everyone! I hope you guys are having an awesome day! I’m chillin’ here at work wishing that I was out walking the dog in this awesome Colorado weather….

 Anyway, to get to the point of this post, I’m in need of a booty. I have been blessed with a beautiful upper body and great legs but from the boobs down to the upper thighs… well lets just say I’m less than the enchantingly sexy girl I’d love to be. Strangely, I gain weight like a guy so when ever i’m packing extra pounds its never in the butt or thighs like a girl but all in the tummy, sides and back. My poor little booty (which is rock hard and adorable but just isn’t really in proportion with my 34DD’s that I carry on top) needs help.

 I have known this for awhile but i’m becoming increasingly more aware of all the beautiful butts out there and know that there are too many gorgeous ones for it to be a fluke. This has led to an onslaught of ass envy for me. I’ve always appreciated the female form but I’m absolutely enthralled with butts. I’m an ass girl so i can definitely drool over a guy’s great set of glutes but that is a sexual obsession where I find myself drooling over other girls butts in awe and envy. How do I get one of these seemingly allusive outrageously sexy bootys?!?!

  I realize this post makes me sound a little bit perverted but I just can’t help myself. Its a conquest for me, especially since the guy i’m seeing is an ass man

 What excercises are the very best for beautiful booty? I’ve heard squats rock but is there anything else out there? I’m definitely on a quest for the best booty growing/shaping tips out there.

 Thanks my lovely readers… more to come

Well everyone, I hope that you are all working out hard today… burn some extra for me too please! Today is my third day of recovery from a surgery to remove an ovarian cyst/"tumor" <~~~ says the doctor. Unfortunately the softball sized ovary had to come out completely and luckily we did the surgery soon enough that they could scrape out the left side (if we would have waited even a month longer I would have lost the left one as well ). But hey, maybe somehow I’ll be more aerodynamic this way… like Lance Armstrong just kidding.

Anyway, I wanted to write today and say that I can’t wait to get back in the gym. Before the surgery I had been going to the gym each day, doing an hour of cardio, lifting a little weight and feeling pretty darn good. My goal is definitely fat loss and I was doing excellent on the cardio… making sure to keep my heart rate in my recommended beats per minute target zone. I’m taking hydroxycut max (the energy you get from it ROCKS! but i think the original formula works better for my goals) and writing down/measuring pretty  much everything out. At this point I have a lot of muscle (lots of sports do that to ya) so I’m looking shed the layers of fat off the top.  I would have to say that the hardest part is always eating on a regular basis. I’m one of those naughty people that only eat a huge meal once a day so it’s taking a lot of getting used to to eat about six times per day.

I’ll be posting progress pictures (or the "before" pictures) as soon as i’m healed up from surgery.

 MUAH!!!