Oedipus Wrecks
The PM’s I receive from men complimenting me about how hot I am, or whatever, are few and far between. I make it a policy to ignore them, but every once in a blue moon, I receive PM’s like this in which it is my policy to post it on my blog along with their profile name:
From: Robshady
You have got a beautiful body and face. The only thing missing from all those pics of your tight ass is my face. I’m sorry I totally apologize for the last comment but if you are cool with that I could arrange it. You can come visit me in Germany and ….. Wish you were my stay at home Mom.
He’d want to stick his face in his own mom’s ass?
Let me just say that the only thing missing from HIS ass is my size 9 shoe.
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July 26, 2009 at 5:39 am
That is freaking hilarious!
I don’t think that came out quite like he meant it to! Love the title too! Genius!!!
July 26, 2009 at 5:56 am
LOL!! What is wrong with people??? I get some obnoxious PM’s too…I usually just ignore them, or give them a ridculous response. The funny thing is, people like shat would never have the balls to say anything like that to your face…the feel so big and mighty behind their computer, in their moms basement
July 26, 2009 at 6:07 am
Just ****in crazy.
July 26, 2009 at 7:03 am
I just about choked on my protein shake laughing at this, Well done you for posting
July 26, 2009 at 7:07 am
I love when you throw people under the bus. They deserve it. Freaks.
July 26, 2009 at 7:18 am
Hey, some people go for the kinky stuff, ya never know!
July 26, 2009 at 7:23 am
Hey, the poor guy is an ass muncher, and like trixter said, he’s just into the kinky stuff. And is only trying to get a guick date. Come on, give the poor guy a break
July 26, 2009 at 7:27 am
No you’re right. I’ll take him up on his offer and fly to Germany so Von Assmuncher can put his face in my ass.
July 26, 2009 at 7:31 am
This is the guy that changed my career path from Psychology to Construction Management.
Now instead of spending eight hours a day in a room full of *******s, I get to spend twelve hours a day in the great outdoors with a bunch of *******s. At least I’ve got a tan.
BTW, does this mean I should stop PM’ing you? Just wanted to clarify.
July 26, 2009 at 7:51 am
Laughs,I think he meant to be all James Bond but it didn’t come out correctly,haha.
July 26, 2009 at 7:58 am
how poetic. i wonder if he is a copy/ paster? that happened with me and my best friend on myspace and we embarrassed the sh!t out of him. he said he had fallen onto the floor after witnessing our beauty. my friend called me to read hers because she was so flattered and i had to break her heart and recite the rest of it to her.
July 26, 2009 at 10:31 am
You send me PMs that make that seem like mother goose ALL the time and I don’t mind one iota.
What. The. Hell?
You must be in a bad mood today or something.
July 26, 2009 at 7:35 pm
wow…
July 27, 2009 at 8:49 am
He wishes you were his stay at home mom?!?
What a jerk. Working mom’s need love too.
July 28, 2009 at 11:41 am
Huh. Can’t say as I can exactly relate to the problem at hand… Funny stuff, though - assuming you can always wear your humor glasses while reading them!
Keep sharing! ;P
July 28, 2009 at 11:54 am
I know a lot of working moms who have never been favorable to having their a$$es in their son’s faces….what planet is this guy from…now my neighbor’s stay at home mom.????