New Year’s Resolutions I Will Never Make
2009 is just around the corner 
Everyone is all about making resolutions. "I need to make a list of bad habits I need to quit"…."I vow to do this, this and this."
Well, here is a list of resolutions I will never make.
- Stop swearing.
- Stop biting my cuticles.
- Start smoking.
- Start jogging.
- Stop watching online porn….on occasion.
- Keep up with the laundry.
- Eat myself into obeseness.
- Stop watching The Hills, The Real Housewives of (insert location here), and now The City.
- Stop drinking coffee.
- Start boozing it up on a daily basis.
- Cut back time spent at the gym.
- Cut down on Bodybuilding.com time.
December 31, 2008 at 5:22 am
LOL!!!!
Loving your list. I am with you on all, except I dont drink coffee, dont watch those shows (my shows back at home: Spongebob, Dora the Explorer, and Wonder Pets).
How have things been?
December 31, 2008 at 6:31 am
I’ll follow your list, and give me explanations
1 - can’t help it, I swear like a sailor, and drink like a Mic, and my only words of wisdom are _ _ _ (sorry, you’ll have to fill in the blanks here)
Don’t need to worry about 2, 3 or 4
5 is touchy, but rare. I usually get my fill on this site will all the "ASS CAMS"
6 - no problem
7 - Scares the HELL out of me
8 - again, not a problem. Don’t watch those
9 & 10, not a problem for me
11 - NOT GONNA HAPPEN
12 - jury is out, but it may happen one day here
December 31, 2008 at 6:34 am
Awww don’t say that about #12
December 31, 2008 at 6:53 am
I can’t imagine ever eating myself into obeseness. I’ve eaten myself into overweight and freaked myself out. Have a great New Year.
December 31, 2008 at 6:53 am
Interesting list Shan. I’m down with most of those, but The Hills??? Really?? The Real Housewives shows are like train wrecks though. If I run across them it’s like I’m in a trance and have to watch. God forbid I run across a marathon.
December 31, 2008 at 8:53 am
If you cut back on the porn you’d have more time for the gym…
December 31, 2008 at 9:39 am
Wow Shan, you picked all the hard ones! You’re an oak.
I loaded progress pics in blog today. Have mixed feelings….don’t think the BF went down, but think I added lean mass. :-/
December 31, 2008 at 9:51 am
1. Focus on intravenous drug use. Share the needles.
2. Buy some white sheets, burn a cross
3. Invade an oil producing nation in a combustible region for bogus reasons and then lie about it. Repeat as necessary.
4. Draft Michael Vick with the first overall pick in the next supplemental draft.
5. More me time. With hookers.
December 31, 2008 at 11:26 am
Hahaha - great list Shan,
Im loving it - I don’t make lists, this way I don’t have anyone/anthing to answer to if I don’t stick to them
December 31, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Glad to hear #12. Happy new years!