Day 9 - Dr. 90210
This has nothing to do with fitness but by gosh I can’t wrap my head around the concept of two people being a reverse straight couple where the guy turns into a woman and the woman turns into a guy and it’s like I need to smoke pot or something to become enlightened enough to figure out whether they are gay or straight or gay-straight so this episode I saw on Dr. 90210 was about a woman who wanted to become a man and she already had the hormones to give her a deep voice and chest hair and a beard which was f*ckin’ bizarre to see in the first place but then the doctor shows a sketch of her va-jay-jay and then a sketch of what her penis would look like with balls and all and the penis was an honest to goodness working penis that got hard and everything even though it was on the small side like a finger but it was fascinatingly disturbing to watch and my husband kept saying "Change the channel, Shannon" but I couldn’t because I was absorbed in trying to figure out the relationship between the woman who was becoming a man and her fiance who looked like a man who became a woman and I’m like "Waaaait a minute let me get this straight (hehe) the man was once a woman and the woman was once a man and the man became a woman because he didn’t like women so that must mean he’s gay and the same for the woman where she became a man because she doesn’t like men and that makes her a lesbian BUT then they got together and now they’re a straight couple so WTF is that about and I wonder if they know whether they’re gay or straight because they have thoroughly confused the hell out of me and I have to go get some paper towel to wipe up my brain from the floor because it just melted and oozed out of my ears
HIIT: 15 minutes, 250 calories (session was crap…I think I’m coming down with a chest cold)
Weight Training: Legs, calves (got through the basics)
Breakfast: 2 whole eggs, 4 egg whites
whole wheat toast
Snack: 8 almonds and banana
Lunch: Pineapple chicken unfried rice
Snack: apple
Dinner: Vegetable broth and rice
Snack: 1 whole egg, 3 egg whites
grapes
skim milk
October 28, 2008 at 3:55 am
Ok this sounds way to out there for me and yeah I would have been saying change the channel as well. I am not sure why I read this ha ha. I guess I am kind of a freak at heart;)
October 28, 2008 at 4:09 am
Ok now my head is spinning around in circles. All this woman trapped in a mans body and vice versa is about enough to melt someones brain. I just have one question….what’s a va-jay-jay? Lol jk!
October 28, 2008 at 5:01 am
OMG, I feel over from lack of oxygen while reading this DAMN thing. Listen girl, you get an A+ for content, but that run-on-sentence of yours was way over the top. My goodness, you have to give us old folks a chance to catch our breath.
And from a man’s point of view. If a man, gets turned into a woman, we do not talk about his/her private part. And definitely do not give it a cute pet name. It’s an object that we must avoid at all costs.
October 28, 2008 at 5:03 am
I FELL over. damn, my typing sucks at times. I didn’t feel anything. I FELL OVER. Geez
And what the hell is efglu
October 28, 2008 at 5:18 am
So, who would who be to their kids? And does this mean that bird is now a bee, even if the stinger is tiny? LOL
October 28, 2008 at 5:22 am
The woman who turned into a man has a teenage daughter who now must call her mom her dad. That would just throw me over the edge and have me rocking back and forth in a corner while drooling and sucking my thumb if my mom turned into a man with a penis.
October 28, 2008 at 5:30 am
Yeah how the hell do the kids deal with that crap….and wonder how the parents feel to lose a daughter and gain a son? GEEEEEZZZZ!
October 28, 2008 at 6:15 am
Shannon — after reading half way through - Im thinking Change the webpage - don’t continue to read and become even more disturbed. I would be right there with your husband saying — change the channel!!!!!!
Plain and simple - -YYYYUUUUUCCCCKKKK
October 28, 2008 at 6:21 am
I saw that and was just as disturbed. It was hard to watch but I wouldn’t change the channel. The kid seemed just as confused about her(?) gender as well. Bunch of freaks! Your blog keeps me laughin.
October 28, 2008 at 6:23 am
Oh, smart minds think allike…I watched that show too this weekend!!! I was like.."huh, your have a vajaja and your a dude?" Funny thing is my daughter who is 3 LOVES that show. She tells me she wants to watch the "doctor show". I am hoping she will grow up to be a pastic surgeon and take care of MAMA.
Hon…I followed your blog totally…
October 28, 2008 at 6:31 am
Great! You guys are all worried about who’s got a prettier v-jay-jay and all I can think about is….. I have to go workout haiving Penis envy (size of a pinky) of a woman turned man…lol THANKS!!!!! Keep on Keepin!
Real Men Have Mass!
October 28, 2008 at 8:38 am
That’s one reason why we hardly watch any TV around our house. Way too much junk on the tube. And we don’t want our daughters (8 & 6) accidentally coming across this stuff when we’re not in the room. YUCK!
October 28, 2008 at 9:42 am
i’d be thinking the same thing! but for now i’m still laughing at your blog.. you have a talent for writing.. =D
October 28, 2008 at 10:59 am
I watched it too. Kinda like staring at a car wreck- nothing good can come from watching.
October 28, 2008 at 11:03 am
I tried to read that and got confused. Probably why I don’t watch that stuff. A hot mess.
Hope you feel better.
October 28, 2008 at 1:05 pm
I think it’s just this sort of talk that led a wise bodybuilder to coin the phrase "Shut up and lift…" (kidding) ((sort of))
October 28, 2008 at 2:06 pm
So wait… She was a he, but wanted to become a she… then he was a she, but needed to become a puppy… then the cat was mad and… hold on…what just happened again?
Change the channel!! lols
October 28, 2008 at 4:28 pm
You know, I could be like Seinfeld and Castanza, and say, "Not that there’s anything wrong with that!" But NOOOOOO!!!!! There is something SERIOUSLY wrong with that. Just as you couldn’t change the channel, I couldn’t stop reading the blog, even though every fiber in my body was telling me to do so. That is MESSED UP……
October 28, 2008 at 4:36 pm
You should’ve seen the way they went at it when the minister said to kiss the bride. ugh. Not that there’s anything wrong with that
October 28, 2008 at 5:08 pm
I’m sorry….I’m all for PDA, but I do have my limits!!
October 28, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I’m gonna go ahead and be the advocate for gender differences and transexuals. You guys go ahead and laugh, but remember that lots of people still think it’s disgusting for a woman to work out and gain muscle. So think it over…
October 28, 2008 at 5:23 pm
One other thing, men don’t become women because they don’t like women. It has nothing to do with how they feel about other people and everything to do with how they feel about themselves and their own gender identity. Sorry to get so serious on you, but C’mon.
October 28, 2008 at 5:47 pm
I’m taking that you (Snarf) are an expert and understand what makes people change their gender
October 28, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Shan, once again you have slain me. I have no idea where you come up with this stuff, but it is entertaining, to say the least. I learn so much from your blogs! And I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing! I have to agree with Bryan, this one has got my head in a total spin!
LOL!!!
Btw, I hope you feel better~~~~
October 30, 2008 at 1:48 pm
You are sooo funny! I can’t help but laugh after reading your blogs!
By the way, you look so skinny in your profile pic. Very cool!