Lifting my way

What has happened to the days of bodybuilding forefathers, the days where men could be men?  Everyday they would retreat from their wives and girlfriends to a place where they could exude their manliness and celebrate their masculinity.

We now live in a world where grunting, exhaling loudly and even excessive sweating are all looked upon as poor conduct.  An example of this feminization happened to me today when after my set I spit into a trash can only to receive a dirty look from a fellow pink dumbbell wielding gym member.  I say bring back the spit bucket, celebrate grunts, get rid of the “Alicia Keyes” music and never have to worry about hiding the necessary adjustment to your manhood.  Let the testosterone drip from the wall and banish the jazzercising and pink dumbbells back to Curves and Bally’s where they belong.  Now if you are complaining that this will completely get rid of women in the gym, I argue that it might get rid of some women but it will only getting rid of women trying to meet guys and not the women interested in staying in shape.  So as far as I’m concerned if you are trying to get laid go to a club.

Now I am not saying that women should be excluded from having the right to work out and lift weights.  But please don’t change the environment of the classic weightlifters gym.

Hope my account doesn’t get deactivated.