So I was in spin class today, yes I do spin, great sweaty cardio that works off of legs strength, so your legs do not look like those of marathon runners.

Anyways, I was in spin class today, and the teacher is a super happy Spanish dude. Class starts out with two boy band songs, and I am like, WTF are we listening to? On that note, how do I properly and respectfully ask, please, never do that again?

Then we lead of into â??Girls just wanna have funâ??, and I am like uuhhh. That is a guy right?

That song finally ends and it breaks off into THAT song from Top Gun â??Danger Zoneâ??. This throws me for a complete loop. I am thinking, why didnâ??t we just start out with this song. An awesome song, inspirational, makes me want to go drift my car around 90 degree turns, it is a workout song. Enjoyed it and killed myself through it.

But then THE song comes on, a Queen song, â??Donâ??t Stop Me Nowâ??. I love this song, not really because of the song necessarily, not saying it is a bad song, but because every time I hear this song one vision comes to mind, that scene from Shaun of the Dead where they are beating the bartender at the Winchester. So all this time I am trying to push myself hard, but all I can think of is pool sticks slapping an old manâ??s back to the beat of the rhythm. I just started laughing.