Then The Fight Started!
The other day I was in the gym and noticed a dwarf jumping up and down unsuccessfully trying to reach the chinning bar. I thought I’d help, so I asked, "What’s the matter? He looked at me scornfully and answered, "I’M NOT HAPPY!" Then I replied, "Oh, which one are you?"…..then the fight started!!!
Another time I was watching a large lady in front of the mirrors. She looked at me and commented, "My thighs are too big, I have cellulite, my waist is flabby, my breasts are too small, and my hair is a mess!" I thought I’d add something positive to the conversation, so I said, "Look on the bright side. Your vision is perfect!"…then the fight started!!!
May 1, 2009 at 10:59 am
Oh snap!
May 1, 2009 at 11:00 am
good stuff
May 1, 2009 at 11:04 am
haha i feel like a terrible person for it but i just laughed out loud at this!
May 1, 2009 at 11:17 am
I just took a couple of "old jokes" (like me) and put a different spin on them. I’ve found some people on this site take themselves waaaaay too serious, so I like to lighten things up. Glad it made you smile for a moment…
May 1, 2009 at 11:24 am
HAHA! Awesome!