When Gas becomes a Solid…..
Ok, I have to tell ya this funny story. This happened at work last night. One of our Supervisors who we shall call ( J ), had a bas case of gas last night. He was going around to all the machines leaving everyone a breath of fresh air, so to speak. Next thing ya know, he dissappeared. I mean I did’nt see him for an hour or so. So I go to our lead supervisor and ask him, " Have you seen J, I have’nt seen him for a long time?" Well the lead says with a strange grin.." Uh, he had to go……to the store." So I say jokingly.." The store? What did he do, Sh1t his pants?" The lead bursts out in laughter and says, " He sure did." " Are you kidding?" I say. He replys " Nope, he called me from the bathroom and told me, While he was cleaning out his underwear, That he would have to go to the store and buy a new pair."
Well needless to say, he did not come back to work last night. LMAO!!!
April 25, 2008 at 11:59 am
Oh my.
What a predicament! I wonder what in the world he ate that caused such gaseous volatility? Maybe he had some sort of nasty stomach virus. 
Poor dude. LOL @ him leaving squirts of his presence everywhere he went. I’ve never done that before. *dart eyes*. 
April 27, 2008 at 1:10 pm
LMAO - how sad!! But hilarious!! I think I’d quit if I did that
April 29, 2008 at 8:40 am
Dude if I shit myself at work… I would have never told a soul….lmao I would have tossed the evidence and went comando the rest of the night…lmao.
Real Men Have Mass!
April 30, 2008 at 7:02 am
Oh man, that just takes it to a whole nother level. I’m with ninja, that’s something I would take to my grave man.
May 3, 2008 at 8:52 pm
oh, my….. lol!!! that is funny….ugh….and stinky too!! hope you are well - nom….:)
May 8, 2008 at 9:24 am
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww too freggin gross! And funny!
October 10, 2008 at 11:12 am
NICE!! I work with a guy that actually flusged his boxers after he sharted! Hahaha