Manhole Covers…..
A big burly truck driver pull into an office supply warehouse and tells the shipping clerk, " I have 5 boxes of Manhole Covers to be dropped off here." The shipping clerk tells the guy " I think you have the wrong address". " Nope, this is the right address." says the truck driver. So the clerk tells the truck driver " I dont have time to check into this, you will have to ask the ladies in the front office to help you out". So the truck driver goes into the front office and says to the ladies, " I have 5 boxes of Manhole covers to be delivered here." The ladies reply, " Dont you want the sewage company down the street?" " No, This is the place I am sure, come take a look" said the driver. So the ladies follow him to his truck, and he opened up the back, and there was 5 boxes of Feminine Pads. And the truck driver says " Like I said, Manhole Covers" !
March 28, 2008 at 2:14 am
more like feminine protection! LOL…nothing works best than none at all huh?? LOL
March 28, 2008 at 3:22 pm
LOL, nice… but hey, it IS for the guy’s benefit when it’s that time of the month! The things we do for you!
March 29, 2008 at 9:39 am
Manhole covers????? LOL!! Mike, Mike, Mike!!
Tsk tsk tsk! What are we gonna do with you?? LOL!!
March 29, 2008 at 9:40 am
Pretty good Nom but not as good as the 9 volt battery joke!
March 29, 2008 at 8:54 pm
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March 30, 2008 at 6:13 am
LOLLLLL! I read it twice before I realized you were trying to tell a joke! HAHAHA! I’m a bit slow this morning.
Need more carbs!!
March 30, 2008 at 2:02 pm
bwahahahahahahah…OMG! That is just all sorts of wrong!! I’m with Pixi…it is for you guy’s benefit that we do that!! lmao
OH…and on another note…tampons are used in Iraq by the medics to plug bullet holes til they can be looked after properly! Not funny really…but puts a whole crazy spin on the whole ‘womans issue’ thing! lol (older bro is an army medic)
March 30, 2008 at 2:09 pm
I guess the phrase " WE GOT A BLEEDER!" would work on both situations huh! lol.
March 30, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Oh my god that is soooo wrong on so many levels but pretty funny all the same! LOL!
March 30, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Plugging bullet hole wounds! I saw that tip on Martha Stewart the other day!! Hahahaa! No I didn’t. Nice joke….
March 30, 2008 at 11:09 pm
speaking of tampons as plugs, in wrestling I busted my nose and guess what was shoved up my nose as a plug????? Give up? A TAMPON! LOL
March 31, 2008 at 5:15 am
OKay OKay I must admit!! I have waited in line at the store more than once…holding a box of missles!…..
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