BB. Acomplishments……part 2.
Ok, so I have thought of a few more things I would like to do or recieve from body building.
1. Install a mirror in front of my toilet. Cause I will look so good while grunting!
2. Go into the local Vitamin Shoppe and have everyone yell " NOM " like they did to Norm in Cheers!
3. Be so damn intimidating, that even Jehova’s Witness’s wont want to knock on my door.
4. Be a body double for overweight Porn Stars…..cause well…lets face it, that would just be cool as hell!
5. When somebody asks me how the hell I got so big, answer them…..On my Bowflex, just 20 minutes a day, 3 days a week! And see if they REALLY believe me!!!lol.
6. Get an ad in a magazine while on these suppliments…(NO)-Xplode, (Ma)ss FX, (D)ren and Creak(ek). And the could call the ad… The NO.MA.D.EK. xperience!!! lol.
March 19, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Pretty funny, as was part 1. As one of my friends says…"just once, I want someone to jump on my back and try to valet park me" lol
March 20, 2008 at 9:07 am
LMAO at #5 - for real!! Ads are so misleading sometimes… okay, but sad, I’m such a regular at the running store that 90% of the sales people really do know my name… hilarious as always, Nom!!
March 20, 2008 at 9:19 am
If you figure out how to make #3 reality, please share the secret!
March 20, 2008 at 12:22 pm
#4… LOL That’s funny. Not gonna happen, but funny. LOL
March 20, 2008 at 12:26 pm
#4, I will call you when I book my next gig. LOL
March 20, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Regarding number 5: on the rare occasion I get asked about my routine, I explain that I follow a regimine of low-rep pilates…..Yeah, I get the eyebrow look everytime…
March 21, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Roflmao! I love #5!! That’s awesome!! I say ‘Go for it!" i just wish i could see the peoples faces!!
You could also say, ‘Pec implants, bicept implants….etc etc!" lmao
#1…WTF is with guys and their poops!! JESH!! That’s just NOT pretty! But I guess if its just a mirror for you….then its o.k.! lol
March 23, 2008 at 2:17 am
#5 Practicing for the ice capades.
March 23, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Love number 5 my man! Those freaking commercials piss me off so bad! I can’t believe people believe that garbage.
March 24, 2008 at 1:14 pm
um…not touching number 4…oops i kinda just did….and #1 should have been #2 in the line up - you know what i mean??? lol