A few things I would like to accomplish from Body Building…..
Here are a few things I would like to accomplish over the next few years of body building.
1. Have boobs so big that I will no longer have to use my hands to hold my protein shakes.
2. Have glutes so strong, that in case for some ungodly reason I get sent to prison, any form of rear entry will be virtually impossible.
3. Hire a personal assistant to wipe my butt, seeing as how I will no longer be able to reach back there.
4. Purchase a pocket sized fire extinguisher, due to the friction fires that will be created from my massive thighs.
5. Lease a U-Haul truck for extra clothing, cause I will be certainly blowing the backs out of my shirts every time I cough or sneeze.
6. Have sweat glands removed, cause I will no longer be able to apply deodorant due to my arms and lats being so big.
7. Try to get Bell Bottom Pants back in style. Standard pants will not be able to contain my enourmous calves.
8. Increase vascularity to such an extreme that I will cetainly get sponsered by MapQuest!
9. Get forced to buy two seats on a plane, and be proud of it!
10. Learn how to walk sideways better, cause I will have to enter every doorway like that!
These are just a few aspirations, I will post more the bigger I get, or if I can think of any more cool things like these! lol.
March 13, 2008 at 11:06 am
LMAO!! Oh it is good to set goals!! I love the Mapquest one….lmao
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March 13, 2008 at 11:21 am
Wow those are some great goals!
I will be keeping an eye on the photos for the ones where you are not holding the protein shakes with your hands anymore!
Would you advertise it as an ASS-sistant?
Good luck on all of your aspirations!!!
March 13, 2008 at 11:30 am
Yay, I can post comments again, so I gotta reiterate - LMAO!! If ever there was a best-of section, this needs to go in there!
March 13, 2008 at 12:00 pm
ROTFL - I’ll hold doors for you!
March 13, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on a second: Are you saying bell bottom pants aren’t in style?………awkward moment of realization………Well that explains the pointing and laughing…..
March 14, 2008 at 2:14 am
you know, sumo wrestlers hire people to wash their crotch and butt too because they can’t reach those areas! Just sayin!
March 14, 2008 at 9:23 am
LOL, you are too funny!
March 14, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Dude you lost me at rear entry!!! YIKES!!!!
March 17, 2008 at 9:19 am
http://www.mapquest.com/maps/OH/nomadek
found your link…looks like I-70 running shoulder to shoulder!!
March 17, 2008 at 9:30 am
Now that’s the stats of a freak-a-zoid! Laughing at being so muscular you need to buy two seats on a plane. Now THAT I would like to see. Can anybody actually get that freakishly muscular?
March 18, 2008 at 7:23 am
AHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! Awesome. Just… awesome.
March 19, 2008 at 6:15 am
ROFL…. this was great.
March 19, 2008 at 9:37 am
Roflmao!!! OMG…you have to have goals right!! I mean…why not make them the big ones!! lmao