Applying for membership at Ninjabill’s gym
Dear Mr. Ninja,
I’m writing you an appliance for a membership to your gym. I’ve heard you’re the best!!! I’m having a little trouble around the midsection area - however, I don’t want to lose too much size there, because a good deal of my income comes from my belly dancing. Oh, and I don’t want to become too muscular either … will that be a problem?
I’ve tried other personal trainers before, but they’ve all failed miserably! It always ends up on some sexual harassment. I really can’t help it … I just have that kind of effect on men. So if we do this - please be professional about it! I’ve heard all about your mighty Bulldog, and well let’s face it - I have a weakness for big, bald and brawny men like yourself.
Anyway, I’ve attached this little clip just to show you some of the goodies that awaits you … see you soon big daddy…
May 12, 2008 at 12:36 pm
LMAO! I wasn’t sure if I should laugh or hurl. Thanks for the motivation…..I’m back on my diet!!
May 13, 2008 at 7:26 am
LMAO….. BRO okay I must admit…. I hit a new level of turned on…lmao I was thinking she was kinda nasty at first….then I saw the belly mole and those damn sexy panties…lmao Okay I will take the job…but dont blame me if it turns into another sexual harrasment suite….. how could it not?…lol Thanks Bro! Now I remember why my wife is petit…lol
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May 13, 2008 at 9:17 am
Nic…I dont know rather to laugh or cry. That woman needs some desparate help. Maybe sending her to Ninja is the key.
May 14, 2008 at 2:04 am
LMFAO!!! The only thing that turns is my stomach! Can she even roll over? LOL…belly dancing! Bwahahaha!!
May 15, 2008 at 6:48 pm
OH, sadness!!! I totally missed it!!! Send me the link, Homie B!!!
May 17, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Wow.
That’s…
Her skin alone probably weighs more than my entire body.
At first I couldn’t figure out which side I was looking at. And then I was fearing, "God, are they wearing underwear?" And then everything just went black.
heh
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