THOUGHTS OF A FITNESS FREAK

SHINEDOWN baby!!!

Had to change my name…….wont go into details, it is what it is. Better to be a smartass than a dumbass is what I always say.

Anyway, Im like 95% better today.  Not really coughing much, so hopefully I am beating this thing. Im really against the use of antibiotics, so I am choosing to fight it myself. call me crazy!

So I went to the gym and did tris, shoulders and a little calves.  Tris are hard for me now as the movements seem to involve the pectoralis minor to  a certain degree.  You probably would never think that, right?  I kind of stuck to rope on cables and kickbacks.  For shoulders we did smith raises, smith presses, used a long bar in a corner, lateral raises and the hammerstrength machine.  Calves was just the slide machine.    It was a long workout actually..over and hour and 1/2.

So I saw my doctor today and the reason I am mentioning this is because everything is normal except that I had crazy pecs and they like to tighten like vices on me, so everything is slower to “loosen up” AND I got post op pics taken and they usually do like 5 photos, but the guy was snapping away like a photoshoot and I am thinking “is this how you paid for your education?” “Are you selling these on the internet?” because he took aout 3 from every angle and I think he had a burst effect going on.  He didnt tell me to make a sexy face or anything…..My friend says later “he didnt have a tent in his white coat did he?” I was dying laughing!  You always have to wonder what they are thinking when they are checking out your “rack”.  I mean they did it, but heck..they ARE men afterall.  They say “looks good, looks great” and “you have to massage them and push them together”  and Im standing there in a clinical fashion with my gown open….its just weird…..  

Oh , one more thing.  I have walked in on 2 seperate women sitting on public toilets in 3 days!!!  Damn, dont women lock the door anymore!!??  I have to laugh thinking about the way they bend over and shriek a little!  The first one did not come out, so I used the mens room.  I had to GO!  So of course a man pulls on the door while I am in there and out I walk ……. I just say ” I HAD to GO”….and giggle.  the second one…well, she didnt even run the water, she ran out fast!  Picture that!!!! “EEEEKKKK” the knees go together…..so funny!!!

Ok, said my piece……..sweet dreams!!

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