THOUGHTS OF A FITNESS FREAK

I smell the estrogen………whiff.  Today was freaking out day.  3 days til I leave for Vegas.  never been on a plane alone, only been on a plane 2 times, up and back from Florida for about 2.24 hours each way.  Then I call about my clothing order, it is backordered.  That sucks.  I have one outfit for the booth and I am not working it in booty shorts!  Then my brother tells me he cannot give me a ride to the airport, but he may know someone who can.  Yeah, UNRELIABLE people……..I called a couple car services $110-190!!  WTF?  For a 40-50 minute ride? There is no way I can take my wheezing piece-o- crapola minivan to the airport.  I’ll figure it out I suppose.  I (whats up with the slanted letters?)  Also, I had to have my nails done and decided to get my first pedicure.  I’m ticklish, so thats not a good thing and also I feel a little weird having people do that kind of stuff.  I always feel like, I don’t know, like…….let me think of the right word……I just feel bad for the people who have to do other people’s feet and stuff. Like I could NEVER have a maid or anything.  Perhaps I put myself in other peoples shoes too much? Like the poor lady who works in the bathrooms at a nice club or casino…….get it? But I tip really good….it’s my guilt. I just started having my nails done and made the mistake of doing overlays.  Now I am screwed because my real nails are under acrylic and it’s like a trap has been set.  You have to let them grow out and look like crap or keep doing it.  I think its a conspiracy  or something. Oh, and the eyebrow thing.  Hey, it’s $5 and I suck at eyebrow plucking.  I suck at alot of girly things actually.  I clean up well, but I have no idea how a woman can spend an hour getting ready to go out.   I’m a ponytail kind of woman.   God bless you women if you know how to make make up look good under florescent lighting.  I just look like moldy cheese.  What other girly thing to talk about?  Oh, supposedly you provide your own outfits for photoshoots.  Have you seen some of these?  I think I visited every stripper and cross dressing site on the internet!  I did try to find sexy stuff.  I didnt get any french maid outfits or any bunny suits.  I got booty shorts and some tops and some bikinis.  My 1st set of bikinis are way too small.  In the way I say SMALL… I mean SMALL! These things are just string and triangles.  There is barely enough to cover the upper female area of the nether regions and it is not EVEN a thong width in the lower part.  There are no teeth there……….so why the floss? I think I made myself blush actually.  I got 2 others that are better.  I posted a couple here.  Tiny, but coverage is there.  Funny thing is, I went into a dressing room last weekend and their mirrors still made me want to slash  my wrists.  They need to ban those things!!!  I did not train today. I needed a chill out day and I had to go to the bank during my lunch hour and be a responsible adult and pay some bills.  Oh, and I tanned a total of 5 times.  let me just tell you that tanning bed adds 5 years in 5  visits.  I am not happy with it.  I guess I will just use the face stuff.  If you know of any good face tan make-up . let me know.  Its a given that my face will kind of need to match my body and I am not so good at that yet. Also, if you want to talk about tanning products for general and for competitions..I have tried them all! Hit me up.  Traing blog tomorrow night.  Going to hit up a full body lifting burn and do some cardio. 

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