Mr. Farang’s mumbo jumbo corner

For the longest time, I feel I am ugly.  Yes, no kidding.

For an Asian in Asia, I do attract some praises from ladies, lesbian or straight.  But I feel very much uncomfortable with their compliments. 

Of course I do thank them out of correctness.  However, deep down inside I feel very uncomfortable.

Personally, I have a wide ass nose, a flap flap ears, receding hairline, poor skin texture, etc. Personality wise, I doubt I could attract any opposite sex.  Sometimes, those more ladies tease me, the more uncomfortable I feel.

I need to shoot a photo with bunch of kids…may be people will think I have many kids and they will stop all these teasing nonsense. LMAO!!!

:-D

I remembered this picture. It was found inside a joke thread.

Someone was messing around with Mr. Aries.

For whatever, this guy edited a photo featuring all the bb.com members in that thread.

LMAO!!!!!!!

Then, the dude edited and push my picture inside this photo as well.

The position of myself inside the photo is laughable!

"Just what the hell am I looking?!?!?"

"looking at Asianbabe’s (hush hush)?!?!?!"

****!!!! HAHAHAHAH LMAO!!!!

About the fellas
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1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that’s the truth).
3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.
4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20’s)
5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. Sorry Ladies i guess you’ll have to find out the most assureing way;)
6) Blue balls does exist! It’s technically called "prostatic congestion." Men can get used to it in time however it will be even more difficult for them to get an erection or even become aroused….
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. (lets bring those numbers up guys, com’on)

Some stuff on the ladies
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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do).
43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".
2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women dont like oral sex
5) 95% of women shave their privates.

Both
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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.
2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.
3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

5 Reasons Why Sex is Good
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won’t get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.
3) You’ll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex.
4) Makes you look better-  (problem is ugly people don`t get any LMAO!!!!). Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physic.
5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know
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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!

With the recent steroid bust, I strongly urge everyone to stock up condoms. The more you have sex, the more testosterone you will have.  Afterall, you want steroids because you want higher testosterone. Why not do it naturally? Have more sex……like me!

Hell Yeah!!! Hell Yes!!!

The Guys’ Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys’ side of the story. ( I must admit, it’s pretty good.)
 

We always hear “the rules” From the female side.
 

Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE!
 

1.   Men are NOT mind readers.
 

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
 

1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon  or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
 

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
 

1. Crying is blackmail.
 

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
 

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
 

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
 

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
 

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.  In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
 

1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
 

1. If you think you’re fat, You probably are. Don’t ask us.
 

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 

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Hey, I saw you this morning on your way to work.

I called out to you but you were in a big hurry & you didn’t hear me……………….I knew you wouldn’t believe me so I took a picture to show you.

Wisdom:

AREN’T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS!  

Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.

2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.

4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.

5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.

4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just ‘an old rag’.

6. Although their clothes are always ‘just an old rag’, they still expect you to compliment them.

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you.