MasterStrongman’s BodyBlog

The Univerisity of Florida Gators are the first school ever to have a basketball and football chamionship at the same time. The entire nation is in awe and scratches its collective head thinking, "How did they do that?"

But we here on Bodyspace know how they did that. Look around! I don’t know any statistics, (and I am not denying the love for the other 49 states and the rest of the world), but have you guys noticed how many huge, strong, ripped-to-shreds Mofos are on this website from Florida? Without naming names, the most impressive dude I have met through this site is from Florida. There are some pretty tight and hot ladies from the Sunshine State as well! But I cannot comment on them without being lewd, which I try not to do publicly.
So, without further ado, are the top ten reasons why dudes from Florida are the beasts:

10.    You have to train your triceps pretty hard to be able to punch the Tiger Sharks trying to bite you while swimming.

9.       It’s hot all of the time; these cats are shirtless 12 out of 12 months of the year.

8.       All of the retirees means low cost Enfamil and the cafeterias are empty after 7:00 p.m.
7.       Alligators run fast.  You have to run faster.

6.       Have you ever met the women in Florida??  You have to look your best to have any game play down there!

5. A big gay population who have endless money and free time to spend trying to look good raise the bar for the rest of us.

4. Fruit is good for you. And free on the side of the road if it is nighttime, and you can run fast, and you don’t get caught.

3. Even though the food at DisneyWorld isn’t good for you, you can burn off the calories by waiting in line for Space Mountain and Alien Adventure.

2.         You want to be strong enough in case you have to fight off the skunk ape.

and the number one reason guys in Florida are in such awesome condition

1.         The old people remind them of their own mortality!

This ole Georgia boy hates to say it, but congratulations UF!

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