Maserati911’s BodyBlog

Late thursday night i felt some really awful pain in my stomach to the point where I could hardly move. A friend drove me to the ER and they performed an emergency appendictomy. Due to complications I’m currently stuck in bed and high as a kite on painkillers and antibiotics. I need to find a good scar serum once this heals, does anyone know of a good one?

1. A black eye. Unless the rim hits your face mid-dunk, your peepers should remain unblemished. You’re smart enough to talk your way out of any fight you’re going to lose.

2. A witty e-mail signature. Quotes and song lyrics should be heard during toasts and karaoke performances, respectively. Don’t let your electronic correspondence become the digital version of a motivational poster.

3. An empty refrigerator. Your larder should be amply stocked, your pantry provisioned. Always aim to be ready to create an on-the-fly, three-course dinner for her . . . along with breakfast in bed.

4. PlayStation thumb. When they’re relaxing, grown men can behave like children. But if you devolve long enough to cause calluses or button-shaped bruises, you’re assuredly missing out on life.

5. A key chain with a bottle opener. This bauble is both a gauche reminder of your college days and proof that you don’t know how to apply leverage using available, impromptu bottle openers: a lighter, the back end of a fork, this magazine.

6. A lucky shirt. Every shirt is lucky when worn by a man who knows that the harder he works the luckier he’ll be.

7. An unstamped passport.

8. Olympic dreams. Exceptions: curling and archery.

9. Less than $20 in his wallet. Fiduciary nudity is negligence. A real man should always carry a business card and enough dough to pick up coffee, bagels, and the Sunday paper without whipping out the plastic.

10. A name for his penis. Even if it’s a really clever name.

11. Any beer that costs less than $20 a case. And no exception for the grand-slam 30-pack that crosses that price threshold.

12. The need to quote The Big Lebowski/Caddyshack/Superbad. Reciting someone else’s lines reminds people that you haven’t the wit to write your own.

13. A futon. Sure, beds are for sleeping. But such a meager, slouchy spread has never, in the history of sex, inspired a woman to say, “Take me on your futon.”

14. Code words for ugly women. Actually, code words for anything.

15. A Nerf hoop in his living room. Keep the adolescent accoutrements where they belong: in the rec room or above the wastebasket in someone else’s office.

16. A secret handshake.

17. Drinking glasses with logos. Especially those kitschy McDonald’s Hamburglar ones.

18. A recent story with the phrase “So I said to the cop . . . “

They seem to have shot up miraculously but without juice I cant do that kind of thing lol I entered my previous lifts incorrectly and didn’t catch it till today.

Sex in the Shower

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Ingredients:

• Fill Shaker with Ice
• 1 oz Blue Curacao
• 1 oz Triple sec
• 1 oz Butterscotch schnapps
• 2 oz Orange juice

Mixing instructions:

Shake and Strain into Champagne Flute.

Creator/contributor’s comments:

This drink looks like the waters in the Caribbean and is smooth enough to be sipped all night long. Enjoy!

I realized from many years of experimenting with fat burners that only two have ever worked well enough to warrant the cost. Ephedra (ECY Stack) and Clenbuterol both of which are semi-illegal. Not quite legal however an officer would not confiscate it if he found it in your possession. Anyhow both are equally easy to purchase. Companies that sell ancillaries will gladly sell you a few hundred tabs of Clen IF you claim to be using it for medical testing (Animal or otherwise) Due to the crackdown on Methanphetamine manufacting in the northwest Ephedra is harder to find than it once was although with enough money anything is possible. The only thing I don’t like about clen is that my heart was racing to a insane degree nearly the entire time I used it. Ephedra did not bother me however the ECY ( Ephedra/Caffiene/Yohimbe) stack would be enough to keep a good burn going. I DON’T have either of them and I don’t intend on purchasing them, I’m listing my experience as a guide of what NOT to do.

1) DO NOT BUY EITHER SUPPLEMENT ONLINE!

2) AVOID ANY EXTRA STIMULANTS

3) This one may be a little more difficult but sometimes this can affect your libido in a positive (or if your single, Negative) way. BE WARNED!

4) TALK TO A PHYSICIAN IF YOU FEEL SICK, DON’T PUT IT OFF! Doctors aren’t their to judge, they took an oath to HELP people. If your over 18 they could care less what you do with your body but if your under 18 you shouldn’t be using either product BUT Doctors have been known to contact parents of those dumb enough to do so.

My personal trainer and I decided that in order to reach my goal I have to work out 5 days a week switching between cardio and weightlifting. pretty basic stuff:

All done very early in the morning except Saturday which will be done in the afternoon (2:00)
Monday:Cardio  (1 Hour on the Elliptical)
Tuesday: High Rep Chest & Triceps- Bench (5×20) Incline Bench (5×20) Skull Crushers (5X20) Triceps Press (5X20) Dumbbell Decline Fly’s (5×20) Triceps Dip Machine (5X20)
Wednesday: Cardio (Including Core)

Thursday: High Rep Lower Body - Leg Press (5×20) Hamstring Curls (5×20) Quad Extension (5×20) Lunges (5×20)
Friday: Off

Saturday: Cardio (including Core)

Sunday: Off

Friday I will be too sore from lower body work to do cardio so we reasoned its a good off day and sunday is just nice to relax and recover. My diet will be as healthy as possible and I will follow the new standard of "Grazing" or six smaller meals during the day as opposed to the traditional 3.

My supplements will be:

Multivitamin (EM)
N.O Explode (PreW)
Protein Shake (PostW and Occasionally to substitute for a meal)

Yohimbe Bark (Fat Burning)

And I’m looking very seriously at Myotropin but I haven’t really found any  feedback on it if you have please help

Every one in the Financial world has heard of this Maddoff guy, He used an enormous ponzi scheme to rip off over a billion dollars from your grandma to your 3 year old daughters college fund your wife made you set up. My theory: Make an example of this guy, He ruined countless lives and the effects of this will trickle down for years not to mention the gigantic loss of trust between the Investor and the Dealer/Broker! He’s old so he wont spend much time in jail so what do we do?? We put his butt on laundry detail for a pro football team. Handling nasty,sweaty sometimes crispy jock straps and washing horrible smelling jerseys and at night we lock him in a small room full of nasty post game socks