Nachos at the Bar
A good friend just called to say she signed her divorce papers. She wants to celebrate by porking out on nachos and beer. I think bar nachos might possibly be the worst foodstuff a human could possibly eat. Start with greasy chips, put some greasy cheese and greasy burger on top of them. Maybe a few jalapeno peppers to add gas to the fat bloating. Shovel into drunken face. Bleh! Maybe I’ll see if they have any salad at the bar. Maybe I’ll have just one nacho. But they say no one can eat just one…
April 23, 2008 at 3:37 pm
bro.. you have to eat nachos with the beer.. just cut back abit tomarrow and workout harder… go for it!
April 24, 2008 at 7:41 am
OK, I did eat a few of the Nachos, but now the woman wants me to beat up her ex husband and his scumbag lawyer. I think she was joking? But she also offered to bail me out of jail after the dastardly deed. Hmmm… Am I that cheap? A few nachos and a hug for an ass kicknig? Who needs some! : )