Mamaof2’s BodyBlog

Just to keep my promise and not be a "liar pants" as french_pedi called me….I am posting MORE rules at the gym.

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1.  No farting when I am on a cardio machine next to you.  I have had to cut my cardio short due to someone crapping their pants.  For the love of God, I hate doing cardio…please do not interrupt my session if I am up there.

2.  Please do not leave your McDonald’s or Taco Bell wrappers in the parking lot.  First off, I am a very GREEN person.  Yes, I drive a gas guzzling SUV, but…don’t pollute my earth with your crap wrappers.

3.  If you are working with a trainer for 2 years and have not lost any weight…look at your diet or ask the trainer if he is REALLY helping you.

4.   Guys who wear bike shorts to the gym (ya know the super tight bike shorts) who have smaller asses than mine..you do not look hot, you look wimpy.

5.  Look at the calories in your "sports drinks".  You are probably drinking MORE calories that you are burning off in the gym.

6.  If you came to look pretty…"you look pretty"…there, you got your compliment, you can go home now.  Sit your pretty lil arse on the couch and eat bon bon’s.  I am there to sweat.  It matters more what I look outside the gym than what I look like inside.

7.  I can’t think of any more….someone help me out….

I just did not want to be a liar head anymore.