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In my next life…I want to be a man. Only for these reasons…you have FUN hobbies that you get to go on GUYS trips for all the time. Golfing, hunting, bachlor parties are ALWAYS in Vegas. You grow bigger muscles, faster…. Fashion works for any figure..you can have your dress shirt untucked and have a 6 pack or a pony keg under there.
You don’t have "that time of the month" or the emotions that come along with it. (I know, allot of you males are saying you have to DEAL with that time of the month…lol.
You don’t have to be pregnant, give birth, or deal with losing the weight from children.
You have it better body wise…do they make cellulite creme for men? No, you don’t have to worry about that. Do men get saddle bags? No…you are one lucky breed.
My hubby has it good…too good! 
But he often reminds me, he is the provider, and I wouldn’t want the stress of that. He is a wonderful father, and hubby, but he sure has it gooooood!! :0)
October 1, 2008 at 10:35 am
In my next life I want to be a man. Because as a man I get to admire beautiful woman like you..
October 1, 2008 at 10:36 am
I agree!
October 1, 2008 at 10:40 am
You forgot one.
Writing your name is the snow is too much fun. (gotta love the built in pinic-adapter)
October 1, 2008 at 10:41 am
We also have the power of the toilet seat. We can either leave it up or down depending on our mood.
October 1, 2008 at 10:44 am
They can pee wherever they want….indoors with no bathroom lines, outdoors in the great wide open.
What is up with men and Las Vegas anyway? My husband has gone at least 8 times WITHOUT ME!! I’ve never gone in my entire life!
October 1, 2008 at 10:44 am
Not all men…I refuse to go to Las Vegas
October 1, 2008 at 10:48 am
I would just once like to say, "me and the girls are going on a shopping trip(I tell him that is my "hobby",) we will jsut be gone for 5 days." Watching him deal with the 3 yr old and 1 yr old would be pure enjoyment for me. Last time I went out of town for 36 hours…I got the panic phone call of what to do with a 2 yr old having a melt down! LOL…
Welcome to my life!
October 1, 2008 at 10:50 am
I guess my wife is spoiled. I don’t go out with the Boys, I don’t drink, we do everything together as a family, and she controls the plastic. That is called being whipped.
October 2, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Trust me when I say, women have their fair share of advantages too. Although, thanks for reminding me of what men do have!
October 4, 2008 at 10:46 am
The only reason I would want to be a man is that men pee standing up! How great would that be when you’re outdoors on a long hike or run! Men don’t even really have to find a very hidden place to pop a squat, like we do!
How is your training going, girl!
October 7, 2008 at 10:21 am
It sounds like you need to leave him alone with the kids more often. As a man and a father I love that one on one time with my 6 and 2 year old. Sure its hard but at the end of the day it is all worth it and the alone time is that much more special.
My wife had to have a sit down talk with me that if she didn’t get more alone time then she was going to go crazy. We had to figure out a way to make it happen and our marriage as a whole is better for it. I couldn’t do her job on a daily basis but 3 days won’t kill anybody.
Good Luck!
April 2, 2009 at 10:30 am
I have to admit that I am like Vinny, I do not do much on my own. I work, take care of two of my grandkids (9 and 10) four days a week and try to find fun family activities for us to do together. I will admit that until recently when we got the grandkids living with us I never realized how much my wife did around the house but now that I do it for half the week I have a newfound respect for you women (especially the stay at home moms)