MILF HUNTRESS

If I masturbate for more than 30 minutes straight, does that count for cardio?

I have about 7 male friends that I speak with on a regular basis.  Interestingly enough, 4 of the 7 were seduced by older women when they were minors.   (A bit disproportionate don’t you think?)  When they talk of it, it is always with fond memories, a sense of reverence or even excitement.  Call me naive, but I never really knew that this sh-t went down except in movies.  For one it was the teacher, two of them it was best friend’s mom, and another it was the orthodontist assistant!  You know that first sexual experience marks a person for life (so they say), so I search my friends out for scarring.  “It was the best thing that ever happened to me.”  “Fun!”  “I had the time of my life.”  “I still think of her now.”  All these men are successful, great sense of humor, emotionally stable, in fulfilling relationships, friends with me.  Ah.  There’s the catch.  All these men forever seek out dirty women.

I remember it well in the third grade.  It was hanging there suspended in the air, a sign made of gold.  Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.  Wow!  That made phenomenal sense! ‘Do unto others……’   This means…. no stealing, no lying, no plagiarism, no bullying, no sex with minors, no sex with married men, and or pigeons. Wooo~ that’s a long list to remember.  So let’s back up to rule one.  ‘Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.’  I can do this on ballerina toes!  Ladies, the world will always (attempt to) force you to choose between classy lady/good person and streetwalker/whore.  (God bless the whore!)  There IS resolution between the two.  I find that place by walking the golden rule.

Seems to me there is someone who doesn’t like me much perpetrating on my blog.  Haters come and haters go but self referral lasts forever thus sayeth the Maddi.  Turn back to my “U2?” Blog (because every U2 song is about Miss Maddi).  With the exception of Sunday Bloody Sunday (unless I am menstruating on the sabbath).  Anonymous commenters are the scum and the filth of the earth.  Being born without balls, they tie on artificial ones made of paper and violets.  SLUT!  Am I a slut?  Yes I am a slut.  Born and raised.  Purebred slut through and through.  I have made slut a term of endearment.  A title, a badge, an honor, that I wear proudly.  Now let me define slut for all you scumbags. Sexually Liberated Until Tomorrow.  That means my sex is my sex.  Always about me, most definitely always for me.  I may be a whore today and I may be a madonna tomorrow.  My sex, my business, my self.   If I want to f-ck you, oh yes I’ll f-ck you real good.  Just be sure to be a god or at least built like one.  You’d also better be over the top handsome, exceptionally clean, very smart, (witty even), well groomed, great sense of humor, have a hell of alot of game, and oh yes, for me only won’t you please be shy?  This happens to be one mother f-cking slut with the highest self regard.

The Whore of Babylon.  God rest her soul.   Who is this great woman?  Riding the beast with seven heads drunk on the blood of the saints.  Eventually the beast she rides turns to destroy her. 

¹⁵Then the angel said to me, “The waters you saw, where the prostitute sits, are peoples, multitudes, nations and languages.16The beast and the ten horns you saw will hate the prostitute. They will bring her to ruin and leave her naked; they will eat her flesh and burn her with fire. 17For God has put it into their hearts to accomplish his purpose by agreeing to give the beast their power to rule, until God’s words are fulfilled. 18The woman you saw is the great city that rules over the kings of the earth.”

Oh how I love the whore.

Country boy and his friends take girlfriend (now wife) to “Old Chelsea” down in the city.  Girlfriend is from the boondocks and hasn’t seen much of the world.  Girlfriend is also about 17.  Porn is on the screen, there is a hushed quality about the audience.  All the men are seated behind them, silently bouncing hats in their laps.  First flick a blowjob scene. “Someone need to give that girl some lessons!” exclaims girlfriend.  Every head turns her direction at once.  Next a gang bang scene.  Busty blonde taking 10 men.  In true porn style fashion the star is moaning, “More dick!  Give me more dick!  I need more dick!”  Every time she moans, another man enters the picture. “More dick, more dick, gimme more, more, more..!” Country girl has grown increasingly frustrated.  Finally she yells out, “Bitch!  Just how much dick do you think you need?!?”  Boyfriend very carefully escorts girlfriend out of the building. 

“Not all women who are dominatrixes have muscle” I said.  “Not all women who have muscles are dominatrixes,’ Mr Moss reminded me.  It seems an honest progression.  As if all the little duckies of my life are finally lined in a row.  I have the mind for this.  I have a love for human sexuality and a zero judgement attitude.  My latest (and first) slave is quite a handful.  He is training me as much as I am training him.  “I will teach you to be a princess,” he said.  “I will teach you to be a Goddess.”  “What if I just want to be the bitch?” I asked him.  “No.  You don’t want to be the bitch,” he answered.  “You are the Goddess.”  He then went on to explain how the bitch fights and claws her way up the mountain.  The Goddess already sits at the top.  Also explaining the difference between power and control to me.  Power makes the boat GO.  Control STEERS it.  You can control all you want and it is never going to get you anywhere.  When you have the power on the other hand, things begin to move. 

When he was 12 he had some next door neighbors.  Girls 4-6 years older than him that would make him rub their feet, suck their toes, etc.  They would have parties, never inviting him, but calling him after the party to come and clean up for them.  He was the first to get a car, and they used him badly.  He drove them around the world 7 times.  All of his early orgasms were masturbation at the feet of dominant females.  He has since gone on to become a very successful business man owning three businesses in the city.  But he still only wants to come at the feet of the alpha female.  He wants to be used, abused.  He wants a woman who will crawl inside his head, use the information she finds therein against him, and take him for all he is worth.  If I could meet those young dominant school-girls today, I would kiss both of their naughty faces.

The sexually frustrated male is the one you have to look out for.  The sexually liberated male is a joy and a pleasure to be around.  The difference is in the attitude; the belief system.  Men who are frustrated with their own desires often project this onto the females around them.  So she becomes “bitch” or “slut” “****” “whore”.  Men who are empowered sexually and understand how to get their needs met, live unashamed.  They are also much more liberal and understanding with the women in their lives and appreciate a sexualized woman.  I don’t mind men admiring my body.  I certainly admire it.  What I mind are men who project their frustrations upon me.  “You have a sexually desirable body…therefore it is sexually available to me.”  Noooooooooooooo.  I have a sexually desirable body.  Therefore it is sexually available to ‘me’…..and to whomever I particularly choose.  Generally I choose gods.

Wooh!  I’m really tired, and have a pounding headache in addition to a slight buzz.  But THINK I have time for a quick blog before lights out.  Went down to Rachel’s loft tonight.  This is in a beautiful part of the city, full of old warehouses.  You take a ride up the freight elevator to the top floor and there is her place in all it’s artistic glory.  I am so not worthy, but there I am.  Rachel lives in her loft, but it is also where she has her “dungeon”.  I have never seen so much paraphenalia and propoganda in my life.  Extremely well equipped.  Honestly, what excited me the most was the gynecological table.  Anway, I’m truly tired…but there was some splendid discussion………and our first date has been set for Wednesday.  I am officially…….DOM in training.  Now I just need to come up with a name.