MILF HUNTRESS

Understands me.  Thinks I’m funny.  Knows I’m crazy.  Loves me anyway.  After 21 years still can’t get enough of my body.  Makes me honestly believe that no other woman could ever satisfy him.  Total nerd.  Ok, maybe not 28 but every credential is worth 4 points each.

Boy is born with a dangly thing.  Boy loves his dangly thing.  Boy plays with his dangly thing.  He strings things from it in the bathtub.  My!  The plenty things boy can do with his dangly thing!  Dangly thing becomes proud thing.  Boy loves to touch proud thing and he does so whenever he can.  Yet mommy and daddy have this strange preoccupation with clothes.  Boy takes out thing.  He wants to show niece and nephew of his wide abounding open pleasure.  Mommy slaps boys hand, tells him to put that thing away.  Niece, nephew, aunties, uncles, are all laughing.  Why are they all laughing?  Proud thing is not celebrated and exalted.   Proud thing is ridiculed and denied.  Proud thing must be hidden, locked up, put away.   Now boy must only play with thing in private.  In his heart of hearts, it is still his brave exalted proud thing.  But now he also knows for some strange reason which he cannot identify, thing is also disgusting, dirty, vile thing. Proud thing must not be looked upon by other people.  It is now his secret (yet undeniable) pleasure.

I met a lady a few years back.  A nice lady.  She was reasonably attractive.  Took great care of her body, had the most shockingly blue eyes I had ever seen.  This woman  was 43, with a 23 year old son.  Most of his friends she’d had sex with.

Though most definitely HOT, this woman had become a bit of a haha-funny-funny.  A joke.  There was no mystery left.  In short, if you were a young stud, and needed some sex, you knew where to turn. 

Only what boy values what every other boy has already had? 

I am one of those wise and fortunate few who needs not live a person’s experience to learn from it. 

I liked this woman.  Indeed I respected this woman. 

And yet I knew from the get go…..I never, ever, wanted to be anything like this woman. 

In fact, I formed myself as her complete opposite.

“It is better for boys to want what they cannot have, than to have what they do not want.”

Scarcity increases value. 

Feel MUCH better this morning.  The hormones have passed.  All sense of urgency is gone.  See I know how you boys feel.  The testosterone hits…and YOU hit the wall.  Even fairy tales and mythology are far more honest about sexuality than modern day culture.  It was a werewolf, dracula, a beast, Mr. Hyde.  No, it was you kind sir, under the influence of your hormones….making you do such wicked vile things.  "The devil made me do it."  Really it was testosterone.  I understand.  Miss Maddi understands.

 LADIES,

When a man says to you,

“Sorry. It just didn’t click,”

what he really means to say is; 

“I didn’t love you naked.” 

Because….

Believe me. 

When a man loves you naked,

…IT CLICKS. 

Moral of the story? 

Go to the gym!

Take your licking.

 Keep on clicking.