MILF HUNTRESS

Two places you can always find me.  Gym/Library.  Living outside town a good 10 miles, these are the only places I come in for, except to drop a kid off, or some groceries up.  Both really come in quite handy when I am already in town waiting for kids to get done with activities.

Sometimes we need to be reminded that there is more to life than filling our bellies and emptying our orgasms. Found a good book tonight to do just that!  “What Matters”; “The world’s preeminent photojournalists and thinkers depict essential issues of our time”.  Check it out.  Really.

My college daughter is coming home for 4 days~!!  Very excited.

I know the secret to putting on 10 lbs in 5 days.  PM me for details.  Ok, it’s 8 packets of oatmeal and 5 peanut butter sandwiches.

Pretty sure Dan Ray and I are on for last week of Oct or 2nd week of Nov!  This gives me plenty time to first lick the spoon, then put the peanut butter away.

I have decided to present to Mr Moss……………………..myself!  I have been chickenbreasting against my will for far too long now.  I have a nice, strong, muscle body.  I go to NY with what I have.  This means I had chili bowl post workout today.  Mmm, good!  Also a bag of sugar free chocolate truffles ……………..my mistake!  If you spend more time toileting than consuming, the stuff just ain’t right.  Sometimes it takes me a good 3, 4, 40 times to learn my lesson.  I read an excellent book.  If I finish it in one day, it’s a GREAT book.   “The Last Lecture”, by Randy Pausch.  You can also check his video here:  www.thelastlecture.com.  Science nerds with integrity are the greatest thing since hot chocolate pudding.  KC Photo Shoot on Wednesday!  This will be my litmus test.  Is my body really good enough?  I want to wear some thigh high leathers in my pictures.  Tomorrow is my first 3 hour tattoo sitting!

Yeah, I’ve got a shack for ya.  You mess with my kids and I’ll take you there.  Though I have intentionally boycotted this book for over a year now, I will be reading “The Shack” for our “Book Club For Book Lovers” this month at your local library.  A Christian friend ranted on and on about this book to me.  The murder of a child, the Aunt Jemimi God figure.  I boycotted this book because I don’t believe in forgiveness. I believe in retribution.

Lo! ’tis a gala night
Within the lonesome latter years!
An angel throng, bewinged, bedight
In veils, and drowned in tears,
Sit in a theatre, to see
A play of hopes and fears,
While the orchestra breathes fitfully
The music of the spheres.

Mimes, in the form of God on high,
Mutter and mumble low,

And hither and thither fly-
Mere puppets they, who come and go
At bidding of vast formless things
That shift the scenery to and fro,
Flapping from out their Condor wings
Invisible Woe!

That motley drama- oh, be sure
It shall not be forgot!
With its Phantom chased for evermore,
By a crowd that seize it not,
Through a circle that ever returneth in
To the self-same spot,

And much of Madness, and more of Sin,
And Horror the soul of the plot.

Out- out are the lights- out all!
And, over each quivering form,
The curtain, a funeral pall,
Comes down with the rush of a storm,
While the angels, all pallid and wan,
Uprising, unveiling, affirm
That the play is the tragedy, “Man,”
And its hero the Conqueror Worm.

Edgar Allen Poe

Ok this is too funny to me!  Bodybuilding.com is inviting us all to take a humorous look at ourselves.  I love the creativity.   

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/bodyblog_readings.htm

“My mind presageth happy gain and conquest.”

William Shakespeare

 Think you know what makes you happy?  Miss Maddi does.  Here are the Top 110 things that make me feel good inside.

 Freedom,  time alone,  tranquility,  really good food, a night out at the club,  safety,  good looking young men,  good looking young men checking me out,  loving my own fit body,  muscle training,  when men are soooooo f-cking into me,  getting OFF the treadmill,  banana cream,  coconut cream pie,  frozen protein bars,  a really good protein shake,  Belgian Chocolate,  dark chocolate covered almonds,  mom’s cooking,  a husband who loves me,  hearing men’s pervs,  a part time job,  riding in Jeeps,  being in nature,  spring summer fall,  a kick ass concert,  being right next to, but not inside of, a mosh pit,  travel,  meeting new and interesting people,  the innocence and openness of young children,   great sensual kissing,  being felt up,  butterflies,  male on male porn,  bodybuilders,  psychology,  getting lost in an excellent book,  swimming at the pool,  laying on the beach, wearing heels and thongs,  admiring myself in the mirror,  rebels and non-conformists,  growing younger instead of older,  sassy older ladies,  sexy younger girls,  hearing birds sing,  seeing baby rabbits,  speeding down country highways,  driving with my top off,  seeing my kids doing well and being happy ,  the zoo on a perfect day,  men with pop butts, square bodies, and thick calves,  taking my picture and putting it on the internet,  being a tease,  naughty women and the men that love them,  the smell of cedar,  sweat rolling off my body as I walk the stairmill,   when the gym is mine alone,  training on a beautiful day with the door wide open and the fan blowing on me,  training to Slipknot, Pantera,….really good thrash metal,  Hope,  having a goal and a vision,  not knowing the future but knowing there are plenty of possibilities,   peace with myself,  peace with God,   wise cracking kids,  the thought of being a dominatrix,  mixed wrestling,  winning a debate,  greenery,  woods,  streams, lakes, ponds….any flow of water, interesting people,  free spirits,  gypsy fortune tellers,  Russian, German,  Biblical history,  Assembly of God and Pentecostal Churches,  Big Tent Revivals,  movies that don’t suck,  doing instead of watching,  living instead of spectating,  the older woman/younger male fantasy,  spirit of Hank Williams 3, Eminem and Kid Rock  (non-conformist, say and do what we want to, freedom fighters),  cheesecake,  Yoga,  GREAT HEALTH,  intelligence,  superstition (in others),  text messaging,  all you can eat buffets with a kick ass salad bar,  never being hungry,  walks in nature,  talking with my daughters,  living in the country,…having no neighbors,  shy men with downcast eyes,  happy family times,  country stars at night,  antiques,  old houses,  great architecture,  barns,  real wood floors, artists,  creativity,  summer and fall festivals,  beer gardens,  canoeing,  river rafting,  4 wheeling,  laying in bed,  songs of frogs, crickets,  The Appalacian Mountains,  religious people,  a blade of grass,  getting on the ground and seeing all the bugs….realizing the world is chalk full with life,  reading biographies and memoirs,  the spirit of college towns,  frozen custard,  plastic surgery,  nuts,  hot young men wearing speedos,  computers without viruses,  a working Ipod,  dreams that seem real.  Heaven is an orgasm.

“What Men Want”,

written by three males, Gerstman, Pizzo, & Seldes. 

Because Miss Maddi already knows what men want,  I could have perhaps written this book concisely in 3 words or less. 

SEX

HOT SEX

HOT SEX NOW

Or, just to show that men do have some emotional variance;

HOT SEX OFTEN

Close the book.

I think I can.  I think I can. 

I know I can!   I know I can! 

“The Little Engine That Could”. 

Great little book.  Something adults learn from reading to their little polli-wog, as much as little polli-wog learns himself.

I spent some time this evening looking at other ladies on this site and I know I am out-leagued.  Where do these beautiful torsos and shapely rib cages come from???  Why, from a strict diet of course.

Strict dieting is definitely not for me in the long term.  However, I know I can do better, and achieve more, if I put some thought and energy into this area.

My workouts?  I still love them, though I am definitely on auto pilot and not breaking any barriers. 

I am still working out on time and intuition alone.  Which makes me think that maybe I should write a book someday called, “The Intuitive Lifter“.  But first I must achieve some accomplishments.

Being the thick and curvy girl is fun.  But I know I can leave thick and curvy behind.  Always to come back to her with ease, (and a barrel of cashews) someday. 

The body I desire is big, thick, muscles, a little narrow waistline, vaccuum abs. 

I can’t achieve this look without steroids.  Since noone has been kind enough to offer, I can at least start drinking milk. 

You know it’s loaded with the stuff.

And anything that’s good enough for Arnold, is good enough for me.

It’s 10:30′ish.  The house is restful, peaceful, because guess what?  Everyone’s asleep but me! 

Can I tell you the hardest part about my job?  It’s not the lack of noonday nap…oh no!  It’s being in front of a computer screen all day, and yet NO BODYBUILDING.COM! 

Quiet lives of desperation………who said that?  Was it Walden?  Thoreau?  I can’t remember.  But isn’t it true really? 

I am reading "Becoming The Natural".  This is Tony Couture’s co-written auto-biography.  These are the books I like to read.  I want to know what makes a person who they are.  What separates the average from those who make it to the big time.  What are the commonalities?

I love about this book that Mr Couture lays it on the line.  He is not afraid to tell the world the fact that he wetted the bed til age 12.  This is a boy who always wanted to please his absent father.  He had a stepdad who teased and berated him.  A mom who was always working. 

But there were strengths throughout this man’s childhood as well.  Strong friendships and comraderie.  Room to roam, romp, explore his childhood urges.  A strong mind, obviously great genetics.  A coach who took an interest in him.

Perhaps it is the unique merging of strength meets weakness that makes each and every one of us into who and what we are today. 

Still early in the book, I am now at the part where Mr Couture has dropped out his freshman year of college to marry his pregnant girlfriend.  (Against the advice of everyone.)  He didn’t want his child to go without a father as he had.

For fans and non fans alike, this is a good read.  Check it out at your local library.

We are entering a whole new era in the history of mankind. With development of the female workforce, women are learning that men and marriage are optional.  Knowing that they CAN survive without a man, women often choose to.

I never love my husband more however, than when we are discussing divorce.  Tonight I went from beside him to on his back in about 5 minutes.  He felt so strong underneath me. 

"I don’t want you to watch me grow old.  I don’t want you looking down at my old wrinkled neck, my face, my hands.  See, I am not divorcing the man you are today.   I am divorcing the man you will be in 7 years.  I don’t want to still be married to you when you begin looking at me differently." 

"But I do still want you to bring me things, I said to him.  "I want to call you and say, ‘On your way home bring me a big tin of cashews and a Diet Rockstar’, and I want you to do it." 

"There are all sorts of divorced couples, I went on, cheek pressed tight against his back now.  "Some become enemies. Some never talk again. Some stay friends.  Some even still have sex!" 

"Why not now?" my husband asked. 

"Because we’re still married!" I said before he flipped me over.