MILF HUNTRESS

I told Mr Moss no bananas.  Never said a thing about cucumbers.  Obviously I’m a low carb masturbator.

Oh wow!  So I am now officially a dominatrix I suppose.  Though I don’t think one gig will do it.    But how FUN!  This lasted approximately twenty minutes….and I think I will save details for shemuscle.  But I am now a thigh high leather boot wearing, stomper, squasher, smasher, cigarette putter-outer…………..lol.  Like I said.  FUN.

Bought shoes, got a tan, ate lunch, had an orgasm.  Now that’s what I call an efficient lunch break!

I wanted to come on today and apologize for the blatant narcissism of yesterday, but I just couldn’t do it.  I have come to the place of, “When you walk the walk, you can talk the talk.”  Would Arnold apologize for declaring himself King of the Mountain?  Heavens no.  He would just work 10 times harder to ensure his spot remained.

I have worked very hard for my status.  I won’t apologize.

But let’s talk for a minute about the differentiation between healthy pride and unhealthy pride.  Healthy pride is acknowledgment that one made great effort and succeeded in one’s effort.  Unhealthy pride is believing that one’s effort defines one’s worth.

Yes I have a beautiful body.  But my (and your) value comes from the mind of God.

We are the same You and I.  I just look better than you do.

 Without a doubt, I bring to you…….the fleshier side of Maddi.  Black men are loving me.  3 out of every 4 comments I receive these days are from black men.    Black men have excellent taste in the female flesh.  I am honored by the attention.  Never been with a black man before.  I mean….I tried once.  For 45 minutes when I was 16.  Darned thing.  Wouldn’t fit.

It is a boring Saturday night so far, so let’s talk some shit, shall we?  I am such a hypocrite, and I know it.  While I thoroughly perv on guys half my age, I can’t stand the thought of a guy twice my age doing the same thing to me.  Young guys perving often makes me want to rip off my clothes and do the spread eagle.  While old guys perving makes me want to quick gain 60 lbs and wear a burqua.  In my opinion, there are far too many old and ugly men in the world.  Half of them are on POF.com.  (WTF am I doing on that awful site?)  Oh yes.  Chatting up a storm.  Come join me will you?

I told 22 year old I want to take him to the zoo and buy him a red balloon.  I want to watch him carry it around a bit, and then I want to make him eat popcorn.  While he eats his popcorn, (washing it down with purple grape juicy juice & a little plexi straw), I want to take him over to watch the gorillas.  Afterwards, I will take him back to my/his apartment where I will proceed to fist f-k his ass. Afterwards I will rub his sweet head, saying, "There, there, there".  Seriously, even with a genius intellect, this young man has all the emotional development of a 4 year old little boy.  Which I think is charming and beautiful.  I want to call and thank his mother personally, only he just won’t give me her phone number.   Stud muscle boy also has a stud muscle younger sibling.  Actually he has 4.   Only three are illegal, and one is a girl.    I do find myself having odd thoughts and desires though.  I want to take this boy shirtless to the Arnold (red speedo, red speedo!) and lead him around on a chain.  I want to insert objects in his urethra.  Exceptionally large objects in his big round bodybuilder ball ass.  I want to hog tie him with a rope.  Ok, these are his desires not mine.  I just want to change his poopy diaper and enwrap him in swaddling cloths.  Oh you must have been a beautiful baby, you must have been a beautiful boy……

You know I have been off here for nearly a month and all the universe has brought me is 10 lbs of blubber.  I ate some pizza and missed a week of double cardio.  Doesn’t take much to turn me back into a fat ass.  I miss you guys!!!  However, I just do not miss my community or family spying and perving, so my intentions are to remain on my own awhile.  Been considering starting my own pay site. Mindofmilf.com….Mysissyhusband.org.
..The doggone possibilities are endless.  I figure what the community a__holes will spy on for free they just won’t pay $30 a month for.  Even if I am butt ass naked and it’s cheaper than their morning java.  So any web site ideas send my way.  You know it’s been a dream of mine.  This week my intentions are to eat a little cleaner, get a little meaner.  With the weights that is.  It’s so hard to stay focused without any bragging rights.  Have a good one friends.  XO.

I am kind of like a guy in that when I have a need, it, um, needs to be addressed.  Immediately.  So I was waiting longingly for hubbie to get home last night.  I needed a full body lotion rub and what comes immediately after.  Poor guy was driving in snow for 3 &1/2 hours.  I am an honorable, faithful woman.  But I do half the men I see on a regular basis in my mind each day.  At the very same time, I get truly pissed when I can feel an undesirable male perving on me.  It is such a shabby double standard.  But that’s human nature.  So once again, Miss Maddi is all better.  All the hormones have been lovingly worked out.  Today the only person rubbing my flat tight abs will be me, me, me.