MILF HUNTRESS

I believe The Universe is conspiring always to my advantage.  This is why things tend to always work out well for me.  Once you begin to realize that your mind is the most important property you possess, and that your thoughts can make things happen, you become in control of your life.  You are at the steering wheel.  So yes, I believe that being sick and missing 4 days of training was a blessing in disguise.  I believe the carb/calorie overload will also work to my advantage.  I believe there are no mistakes and that everything always works out perfectly for Miss Maddi.  Having said all that, I also believe it is time to kick ass.  I have one week till showtime.  I will low carb it until do day….which means I will probably take some yummy treats for the plane.  I refuse to eat chicken however.  It will be a protein shake, egg white, tilapia, sort of week.  I have two containers of cottage cheese to finish, and then it will be no dairy.  Still salad…..I can always have la ensalada.  I will be doing 50 minutes of weighted vest stairmill nightly, on top of 20 minutes cardio during the day and an hour plus weights.  Have I told you recently that I love my life?

I can’t stop eating!  Dang!  Almost made it through an entire loaf of Health Nut bread in 18 hours.  I think there’s a heel left.  I leave for NY in one week tomorrow.  But you know, I look at myself, and I like what I see.  This is what’s important.  Moss has all sorts of muscle girls on his site.  I would like to represent the fluffier side of muscle..haha.  Really I enjoy the strong, thick, and powerful look.  I didn’t get to be 250 by not loving food.  Food is definitely a passion.  I just have other passions now to balance things out.  Had some whitish green added to my tattoo today.  I think I liked it better before.

Today was family day part two.  This after leg day part two.  There will always be two leg days.  Went to Ihop.  Did you know they have a new menu full of healthy items all 600 calories or less?  Check out the back menu.  I had Harvest Grain Blueberry Pancakes topped with sliced banana and a side of egg beaters.  It was YUM. Then went to the gas station and got some jalapeno pistachios.  lol  So I had a 15 minute warmup on the ellip, then an hour and a half of leg work.  The girls and I went on a 2 mile nature hike (GORGEOUS)….that was my cardio.  Tonight for supper I had 2 peanut butter and flax seed sandwiches on whole grain nut bread.  I know this is not so typical.  Typical is overrated.  If you go to Fleming Park, watch out for bull elk in rut.  They’re alot like your average male.

Country boy and his friends take girlfriend (now wife) to “Old Chelsea” down in the city.  Girlfriend is from the boondocks and hasn’t seen much of the world.  Girlfriend is also about 17.  Porn is on the screen, there is a hushed quality about the audience.  All the men are seated behind them, silently bouncing hats in their laps.  First flick a blowjob scene. “Someone need to give that girl some lessons!” exclaims girlfriend.  Every head turns her direction at once.  Next a gang bang scene.  Busty blonde taking 10 men.  In true porn style fashion the star is moaning, “More dick!  Give me more dick!  I need more dick!”  Every time she moans, another man enters the picture. “More dick, more dick, gimme more, more, more..!” Country girl has grown increasingly frustrated.  Finally she yells out, “Bitch!  Just how much dick do you think you need?!?”  Boyfriend very carefully escorts girlfriend out of the building. 

Damn it if I don’t look GREAT in dim lighting.  Slip you three drinks and I truly am your goddess.  FOCK!!!!!!  If family days don’t WIG ME OUT, I don’t know what do!  Been feeling kindof bad, because it has been all work and workout…..been missing my family..so today was their day.  And I’ll tell you what…….it could drive a person to drinking, but it drove me instead to chocolate.  A good couple lbs worth.  I love em…….!……but the dynamics of us all together……..QUITE STRESSFUL INDEED!  I would rather have a night out with the husband alone, or a day with the kids alone.  All of us at once is like Chevy Chase MINUS the laughter and the good times.  Did have a great workout.  Loving my tricep dips and some good ab work as well.  I MUST STRAIGHTEN MY **** UP TODAY!  It was Golden Corral, ****load of chocolate covered fruits and nuts, then 6 Taco Bell Tacos…..minus the shells.  I still have SOME standards.

I have a very honest question.  Why is it that professional bodybuilding is the only sport where it is openly known that the athletes take steroids, and yet noone comes in to stop it?  I am not saying it should be stopped.  Just wondering where the amnesty came from, and why is doesn’t apply to other sports.

I wish I were watching The Olympia.  I don’t have cable.  Took some pictures tonight which were quite frightening considering I will be in NYC in 11 days.  I ate Steve’s nuts!  Kassandra set them aside specifically letting me know “these are Steve’s nuts and not to be eaten”……which means of course I couldn’t keep my hands off of them.  Finished off the cashews by 9:30 AM this morning, made it about half way through the peanuts by 5:30 PM.  Next time just say, “Help yourself to some nuts Maddi!”  And I will say, “No, my, my,……I am dieting down for a photo shoot.  I wouldn’t dare.”  Also ate a banana, a plum, 3 strawberry yogurts, a coconut chocolate herbalife shake (delish!), 1/2 a bag of salad with a chicken breast, 1/2 tomato and some celery, 1 Taco John’s taco and some refried beans.   lololol  Did have a nice workout with delicious eye candy for dessert. Introducing, my tattoo.  Well, one of them.  The other is banned in 15 states.