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Archive for December, 2007

You Can’t Wrap It With A Bow, But It Still Makes A Pretty Package

Monday, December 24th, 2007

Merry Christmas everyone!

I hope Santa brings the goods for you this year.

And remember if he doesn’t,

"THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE."

Here’s to great health! The gift you give yourself!

BAKLAVA!

Monday, December 24th, 2007

I miss the gym!  I worked Saturday, so my last workout was Friday.  The gym is closed today and tomorrow.  This means I will have gone 4 days straight without one drop of exercise.  Guessing I will have to find some other ways to release those endorphins.

Christmas shopping is done.  One question. Since when do 15 year old girls ask for $90. designer purses for Christmas?  What happened to cute, little, $10., ceramic angels?

My daughter also wanted a sidekick phone with unlimited text messaging.  "Ill get a job to pay the monthly fee" she said. 

"Ummmmmm….what job???"  "I’ll get a job!" she said.  "And WHO is going to drive you to this job?????"

So daughter gets the purse but not the phone.  Just because gaudy, unnecessary, and ridiculous as designer purses are, they do not come with a 2 year contract.

My mom must have unconsciously heard that I was beginning a body transformation contest.  The temptation of Maddi has begun.  

Mom called to tell me that she has made a large plate of baklava to send home with me for the holidays.

I was going to begin a 2 day cleansing fast pre-contest.  Only apple cider vinegar, honey, and lemon water for me. 

The point was that I was going to watch everyone else feast at what will be turn out to be four family pig-outs.  All the while martyristically sighing, and superiorly sipping my sour cider through a straw.

I’ve changed my mind! 

I am going to eat!  But I will keep it sensible.  (For me.) 

Sensible for me meaning a sampling of everything. 

No more than 1 plate of food per dinner, making sure to pile on the protein. 

And maybe 10 baklavas instead of 20.   Alrighty…5.

GO GASPARI!!!!

Friday, December 21st, 2007

Can I get a BIG Woo-hoo!

I was just checking out the Gaspari Catalogue.

In case you don’t know yet, ME, yes…yes, your very own MILF HUNTRESS, is a contestant in BODY TRANSFORMATION 2008 via this site! 

Can I get another BIG WOO-HOO?!!

(Where’ve you been?  REALLY!!)

I am super stoked and excited!  Actually getting more and more hyped up by the day!

Christmas?  WHAT THE HECK IS CHRISTMAS?!?!  I’ve got a contest to prepare for!  I’ve got a diet to plan, training to revise,…supplements to dream about!

(Sorry kids!)

So anyway, while I was perusing through my Gaspari catalogue, becoming better acquainted with the products I will soon be receiving, I realized…

"HEY!  I KNOW THIS COMPANY!  THESE ARE THE ADS I KNOW AND LOVE IN THE FITNESS MAGAZINES!"

This is the company that sells the testosterone booster Novedex.

The ad features Marzia Prince, and states boldly,

"PUSH IRON, GET WOOD!"

Ohhh yeah.

This is the company that features the same delicious model, Marzia Prince, spread legged in a bikini, with a box of Halodrol Liqui Gels between her thighs.

The ad reads, 

"THE MOST SOUGHT AFTER BOX ON THE PLANET"

Mm, hmm.

THIS is a company I can stand behind.

THIS is a company…….quite honestly…that I could fall in love with.

PURITY.  QUALITY.  POTENCY.

GASPARI NUTRITION!

 

You had me at wood…..

CH, CH, CH..Changes

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

Just so you know, I will be posting my introduction for the Body Transformation 08 Blog either late tonight, or sometime tomorrow!  It has been a very busy day!  I have kids to shuffle, and must go into work tonight.  I am getting very excited and I love you all!  :)

TEAM CH!

CHampions!

CHanging

and sometimes just

CHillin’!

Walk Like A Champion, Talk Like A Champion.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

We all know I’M A LITTLE CW.  We also all know that I’M ALOT HC. (Check my last blog for abbreviation meanings if you are lost!)  Lovely as both these acronyms are, I have decided to recreate my team. I have a vision, and I want to stick with it. I am here to represent the INNER CHAMPION that lies within each and every one of us.  Don’t worry team members!  This is not going to be a big change, and it won’t hurt a bit! (I promise.) We are just going to turn that little HC around…(grunt-grr)…and make it a nice big CH. There! All better! 

TEAM CHAMPION!

 HCM!

Because not every HARD CORE MUTHA is a champion.  But every CHAMPION is a hard core mutha!  

Self Love & Weight Control

Sunday, December 16th, 2007

I am glad that Bodybuilding.com has set aside a transformation competition for those seeking a more extreme weight loss.  So often, heavy people are told just to get out and walk.  And this can be a start. However, lifting weights is for everyone. 

My first exercise was walking to the end of my pasture and back, and boy did this wind me!  I proceeded from there to 10 minutes at a time on a home treadmill.  I thought I would die.  When you weigh a certain amount, even lifting yourself up from the chair or bed takes extreme effort.

Bodybuilding is not just for those seeking physical perfection.  It is for those seeking to improve their health, increase their bone density, improve circulation, blood lipid profiles, etc.  Any amount of exercise you do is a start and will help.  Don’t let anybody tell you that what little bit you CAN do is not good enough.  Start SOMEWHERE, and progress from there.

I remember my first workout with the weights after a 7 year layoff.  My body went into SHOCK!  I swear I got a full body pump that left me about paralyzed.  I didn’t know what it was at the time, and even considered calling for an ambulance. 

This was just from the lightest set of weights on a machine or two.  My body was so unaccustomed to exercise that even the slightest amount of blood circulation caused my body to freeze up.  It felt like rigamortis.

At my heaviest, I used to lose sensation in my feet and lower legs quite a bit.  I can’t believe how far my body was breaking down and falling apart, and yet I still chose to ignore it. 

It didn’t start out this way in the beginning, but I can honestly say that the main reason that I workout now is to express love for myself.  It is a very healthy, very pure thing.  This is a way of showing myself that I care.  This is my way of showing that I am important to me. 

In life we go down one of two paths. 

Constructive (self love) or destructive (self hate). 

Any activity can be used to serve one of these two purposes.  The most healthy activity can become a destructive force in one’s life if one unconsciously seeks to tear oneself down. 

The greatest gifts we can all give ourselves this Christmas, is a large amount of self love, and a healthy sense of entitlement. 

Sometimes this will appear as selfishness to others.  Go with this.  Figure out in your head and heart…am I really being selfish, or am I only being healthy?  (Anything can be taken to extreme of course.) 

I workout because I give myself permission to love the most important person in my life. 

The only  person who was there at the beginning of me, and who will still be there at the end of me. 

Myself.

Queen Bee Speaketh

Sunday, December 9th, 2007

 

Bow To Your Queen

 

Though promiscuity may be risky behavior for humans, it’s healthy for honeybees: Queen honeybees who indulge in sexual surfeits with multiple drones produce more disease-resistant colonies than monogamous monarchs.

According to a new Cornell study published in the Jan. 7 issue of the Proceedings of the Royal Society of London, the curious promiscuity of queen honeybees has long perplexed apiculturists, especially since seeking out multiple mates takes more time and energy and puts the queens at greater peril for predator attacks.      

“Even though just one male provides all the sperm that a queen needs for the rest of her life, queen honeybees go out on mating flights and obtain sperm from a dozen or more males,” said lead author Thomas Seeley, Cornell professor of biology and chair of the Department of Neurobiology and Behavior. 

 

 

In Attendance
Madame Queen Bee seriously hopes to make it into the Body Transformation contest on this site. 

I have been a little lax in my eating lately.  Lax for me meaning I am eating things like heaping bowls of air popped popcorn again.

I swear I have an insulin sensitivity.  I ate about 4 bowls of popcorn earlier (drizzled with extra virgin olive oil and white cheddar popcorn seasoning…mmmmm). 

The problem was that I passed out like an opossum afterwards.  I slept away the better part of the day as if I were in a coma.

This is what eating carbs does to me.  My body simply cannot handle it.

Although I am looking piggie, …(I’m a big woman these days….more of me to love???)…I am still getting plenty of action from the hubbie. 

Last night I was getting undressed underneath the bright lights.  Hubbie was laying in bed watching me.  (Bored I guess.) 

I started bouncing up and down, up and down.  “Pig, pig, piggie, pig, pig, pig, pig” I was saying, watching my ass shake and ripple in unison to the chanting.

It’s funny the things that will get your man aroused. 

All is forgiven for my Mrs Robinson episode of last night.  However,it may be a tad harder getting out next weekend because of this.  :)

(Must remember….quick note to self…..hubbie reads my blogs!)

I have no Christmas spirit.  That’s right.  Zippo.  None.  I could care less for the holiday.  Once I found out it wasn’t REALLY baby Jesus’ birthday, I gave up on the whole thing. 

“You mean we’re all just a bunch of consumeristic slaves???”

So back to the beginning.  I want in this contest.  I hope Richard is paying attention.  I hope he is making his list and checking it twice.  (Maddi…Maddi)

Yes, I have sometimes been naughty, but I have ALWAYS been nice.

Besides….I want a new digi cam for Christmas!

Drones get shopping!

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For The Love Of Money, Money, Money, Money, Money…

Saturday, December 8th, 2007

I don’t usually write at work. But the weather is bad, and things are slow. I have the greatest boss in the world. She is a kind hearted Christian woman. She restores a faith in me that has been destroyed by others.

"You can bring your cell phone" she says. "You can bring your kids." "If things are slow, you can get on the internet." You can take extra time on your break. If there is another lady working with you, you can go run an errand. You can eat, drink and be merry.

I love my boss. She is a great lady. She restores my faith in goodness. There are many in this world who will rob us of this simple faith in kindness, humanity, and decency.

People will hurt us, harm us, usually working only in their own best interests. I have not had a bad life, but I have been shocked at the misbehavior of mankind. A great quote I once read said this; "Man is not against you. He is only for himself."

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I have had a "Christian" realtor knowingly attempt to sell me and my family (she met our children) a house with a severe environmental hazard. A previous owner had co-owned an industrial chemical company and had burned barrel after barrel of chemicals on this property. It was a beautiful, beautiful home in a pristine perfect setting. The one problem being that every single person that lived there ended up dying of the same rare form of cancer within 5 years.

After getting out of this contract, (which was a made for tv movie in itself), my family did eventually find another home. It took us 2 years to do so. A family of 5 cohabitating in a dinky little 2 bedroom city apartment. I am picky, and was not going to settle for less than my dream. (Plus I never wanted to have to move again.)

We met the owners of our next dream house. (No mysterious deaths from rare cancer….what a relief…thank GOD.) They had built this house themselves.Such a nice, sweet, older, Christian couple.

Despite the strange and outmoded 1970’s red shag carpet, red velour ceiling in the dining room, and psychedelic antelope trotting across the mural in one bedroom, their love and care of this property showed.

This couple had custom built their home in the 1970’s, 4 years before I was born. This home had been their dream, and it was soon to become mine.

Them having raised a strong, christian family with 3 children there. I could feel the love in the home. The lady of the house weeped while she showed me pictures of her daughter as "Miss Odetta", homecoming queen, etc, etc. So many happy memories she was leaving behind with her home of 40 years.

We met again with the owners. WE WENT TO CHURCH WITH THE OWNERS. We ate dinner with the owners. We sat and prayed over the contract together with the owners. We asked for God’s blessing over the whole transaction.

Two days after moving into our new dream home we realized something was wrong. The toilets on the east side of the house wouldn’t flush. We couldn’t use the washing machine or the kitchen sink without 3 feet of water coming up in the utility room.

Someone told us the septic tank on that side of the house must be clogged. We hired people out to look into the problem. We invested hundreds of dollars on microscopic cameras to find said "mystery tank". No tank could be found. The owner himself came back out. "No, we never had a problem with the tank," he said.

We asked where the tank was located so we could save some money on digging.

"Seems to be it was right over here" he would motion, not seeming to remember exactly. Oh we can give the old guy a break we thought. He is in his seventies and it HAS BEEN over 30 years.

Then once, a neighbor came down to visit. "Oh I know where the septic tank is….or rather WAS", he said. A big cavern had opened up in the ground adjacent to the house, underneath the sidewalk where the tank had once been. The septic tank had collapsed. The owner of the house had the neighbor come down to help him fill in the hole in the ground without ever replacing the tank beneath it.

This man would rather go to church with us, eat with us, pray with us, and then lie to us...then spend $3-4000 to put in a new tank.

My husband and I went to a lawyer, feeling badly on OUR part,…because we were (are) Christians and Christians do not sue. It states clearly in the bible not to. The owner of the house fought the case, pleading ignorance to the fallen septic tank, saying it must have happened after we moved into the house. (Though we had a witness clearly stating otherwise).

This man died of a heart attack a few months later.

We chose to live without a septic tank, use of two toilets, a washer, and a kitchen sink….rather than to sue a widow.

When it comes to money….where is YOUR faith?



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