Cruiser’s Current Thoughts

Ugh…never fun. Wheres some help when I need it?

Maybe I need to hire that baby and have her fold my clothes.

And it had to do a lot with pride. I may not come off as the type, but I do have a lot of pride in things I do, and way too often too proud to admit things.

In this case, fitness. Yeah, I’ve said it again and again. ‘gettin back to fitness full tiime’ ‘doin it right this time’ ‘bring on the hurt’ ‘losing this gut’ blah blah blah. Yeah, once again I failed. I know why; Im not doing enough workouts. I know why; Im drained before I can get a decent workout in. I know why; Im sleep deprived.

I’ve said it before, but never let that be the reason for why Im not doing so good. Too proud to let something so simple be the reason. When I was getting some workouts in, I was kickin ass!…60% of the time…But I’m putting aside my pride and admit that this is my problem. And the problem does lie in me wanting to do everything (as I say in my previous blog) and in doing so I don’t get a steady sleep pattern nor even decent sleep.

So yeah, 25 days to get abs again…Failed.

In other news: One of the tv’s at the gym early this morning was airing an infomercial. Not just ANY infomercial, a DILDO infomercial. And it was weird cause it caught me off guard, but there it was. A dildo infomercial with 2 ladies talkin about dildos they were selling and they were grabbin, bending, vibrating, slapping (okay I made that one up) these dildos. I was appalled!…that this was on at 2am and not at 7am in the morning so I could switch every tv in the cardio room to this channel…

:)

Night night everyone…

I can’t seem to find the focus I had in the beginning of the year in the weight room. Im sure it’ll come back eventually, still trying to get accustom to this schedule, the gym, and no speed bag. (sad)

But I have the gym, I have access to aerobic classes, and I have a lot of free time. So now its just a matter of getting focused.

Eating is back to spot-on target, and sleep will be synchronized in time. I may go back to taking Cytogainer, just so I can get something in me quick between my workout and getting ready for work and relieving the person in the front desk.

Now just need to gain momentum on the weights, and see where it leads. The belly is almost down to a tolerable size, but strength was lost and build up will be a minor set back.

Best of all: I am riding my bike every single DAY. And loving it. Its why I changed the user name to cruiser mike. (wanted just cruiser, but they didnt pick that option…) Im always cruisin’ somewhere.

Alright. Enough from me. I’ll leave you with a joke. (tuesday n friday were the best ones…)

A Blonde’s Diary

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY:
This has been such an exciting week. I can hardly wait for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Ron. If only we could get a larger oven, I would love to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.

The School Answering Machine  This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended!  This is the message that the Maroochydore High School Queensland, staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine.  This is the actual answering machine message for the school.  This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children’s absences and missing homework.

The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children’s failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.  The outgoing message:

Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:

To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2

To complain about what we do - Press 3

To swear at staff members - Press 4

To ask why you didn’t get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5

If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7

To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8

To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

To complain about school lunches - Press 0

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behaviour, class work, homework and that it’s not the teachers’ fault for your child’s lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

If you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it.

Damn bb.com gym bag! Only had it for maybe 5-6 months or so, and used it occasionally. But the strap broke at a really sh*tty time.

So first let me start of by saying, for one that doesn’t know how to type properly, and uses his index finger VERY frequently, having this damn injury on my right finger REALLY sucks. (lol)

But I got the injury working on my bike. Got an internal wound, so I cut into the skin to let the blood that had accumulated inside out. Talk about sharp pain!

But yes, you heard right. Bike. As in bicycle! I traded my harley for a sweet sweet radius dual bike. So worth it!

K, Im kiddin, obviously. It only cost 150 at target. And that was after going to an actual bike shop and having some dude tell me if I want a decent bike. m going to have to be willing to drop 400. I tell ya what. For 150, the bike I bought is way more than just ‘decent’.

But I tested the bike out today. BOY, my endurance has sure dropped a bit! I was getting winded, but then again, Austin does have a lot of up’s and down’s. Good ride. Very good ride.

…until I was coming home from the groceries store. Had PB, jelly, ham, and bread in my gym bag. I think I hit a bump as I was crossing a street when *SNAP*. The main strap rips off, and the first thing that comes to mind is, ‘GOD DAMN BREAD!’ Sure enough, one slice was completely caved in, and surrounding slices were squashed a bit. Best part? Neither the PB nor Jelly jars broke!

haha, good for a laugh. Had a great cardio session, and feeling blah from it. Long night ahead.

Take care

Can you do this?

The last criss-cross have me rollin!

The true Drunken Monkeys! And a woman locks herself inside her car…

I have no life…

Good for a laugh

Good for the soul

Don’t stop the gigglin’
You have been told….