The Old Phallus Measuring Contest
It’s bound to happen when you go to the gym. It’s a fact of life, there is always someone who is or wants to be better than anyone else. What do you do though when this assbag comes around and is f’n up your universe, getting in the way, stealing the mirror, being loud as crap?
Last night I was at the Gym and I was having a really awesome arms workout. I had the best pump I ever had. In between a set of barbell curls I notice out of the corner of my eye, a guy I know. We don’t talk anymore since his wife took his three kids and left. He insists it was all their friends that convinced her to leave…so story short…guy is an assbag.
I move on to do Hammer Curls. Having a really good set when this guy steps like right in front of me and starts doing hammer curls…I rep 30’s when I do hammer curls. This dude, attempting to out due me grabs some 45’s, by the look on his face he was either going to crap himself or his head was going to explode. It was the first time I actually wished harm on someone. The rest of my night was pretty much the same, I still had a good workout, I was just annoyed. But in the end I think I lifted heavier than usual.
Anyway Friday is my Knee Surgery to get my meniscus fixed. I’ll have to rely soley on nutrition for like 3-6 days.






November 12, 2008 at 2:36 pm
No how you feel you go to the gym for yourself you get in the zone then some idiot comes along thinking he runs the place and they never know what the hell they are doing lol.
November 12, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Can imagine this guy being a jackass