A Sabatore in my kitchen!!
What up Fam!!
Hows this for sabatoge.
I order from this resturant by my job damn near every day. Its to the point that they know my voice when i call. No need to ask for address and phone number, because its almost like i’m part of the family.
In the begining I used to have to explain tooth and nail how i wanted something prepared, and then why i wanted it like that. So to make it easier to understand my madness, I started going in for breakfast. I explained what I was trying to do, why I needed certain things such a way, and to my surprise, the owner didn’t have a problem with it.
However, lately i’ve been having a problem. The manager (Think its the owners brother)has been running the spot because the owner is out of town. This guy always has some smart ass comment whenever I come in or call. He swears I’m on steriods because as he puts it, "I work out and I dont look anythnig like that" (Dont you love comments like those?) Anyway, ever since then my stuff has been coming back all jacked up. For example, today after my training I ordered two all beef patties, with some let, tom, & avacado on the side. "No I dont want the bun, no I dont want cheese, no i dont want ketchup……yes I’m sure".
So what do you think this dude sends over……a God damn double cheeseburger dlx, with french fries!!! In my mind I’m saying, I’m dealing with a sabatore!! What the hell did he write down? How do you go from no bun, to Keiser roll? From no cheese to 2 slices of american? From no Ketchup, to Mayo AND ketchup. So i call this hater on the phone, and he’s like, oh, i got the order wrong….if you want you can keep that and I’ll send over another order!! LOL!
I sent that 3 hour cardio workout back with the delivery guy, and told him to please bring me back what i ordered.
Beware family…..haters are everywhere!!
Peace!!
November 5, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Ya gotta train the new guy LOL
November 5, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Dude that was a set up if ever i saw or smelled one. good thing you were on top of your game!
November 5, 2009 at 2:15 pm
true hatter, if you could define the word! But hell learn, just do what I do, go in there with a 70lb dumbell and throw it at him. I bet he won’t miss up your order again. But on the other hand you might go to jail! hUMMM, perhaps a bad idea after all! LOL!!!
J
November 5, 2009 at 2:21 pm
LOL
You have discipline….I would have jacked that food up w/o even thinkin!
Good job!
November 5, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Hey BradL….This guy has been there since day one. He knows the deal..
@Renew1, i gotta be on point because its so easy to slip and fall. So on my game I shall remain….a little freestyle for ya…lol
@jsump2 - Yeah ummm, putting a 70lb dumbbell to his head might ruin my relationship with the establishment. Its hard to get good food these days…lol
@RaynaBell sweety, I’ll be honest with you. Had I not just come from the gym, there’s a very good chnce I would have tore that plate up!! But I remained focused….applaud me…lol.
November 5, 2009 at 3:18 pm
What a loser!!! He obviously did that on purpose…you should tell him to come work out with you someday- then he will see why he looks like crap and your jacked haha
November 5, 2009 at 3:29 pm
He probably ate the returned burger all the while wondering why you were so big and he was so flabby….
November 5, 2009 at 3:42 pm
He ALMOST had you… worst part, I probably would have said forget it, it’s not going to hurt me this one time…and I haven’t had fries in a looong time.
You did good Lex.
November 6, 2009 at 10:59 am
@porsha - Funny thing is that he supposedly has a membership at the same gym i go too….never saw him once.
@damien - lol….you’re probably right. I can at leastt picture that happening.
@Ledford - Bruh, I’ll admit i stared at that thing for a good minute, but i just couldn’t do it. Like i said earlier, if it was an off day, chances are it would have be an empty plate in under 10…lol.
November 21, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Yup Lex he hatin’ poor thang–, since he cant be u–hei tried to destroy u hahah—ah but flattering that he’d go out of his way to Jakk up your order only to have to do it again!..i wait for the day some chick will try to give me a venti anti-fat free frapp with an overload of caramel and whip cream of which I dont like to begin with…hold up now!hahaha..U just the shiznit thats all!
LOL
November 22, 2009 at 8:30 am
Hey Lex you need some updated pics on here
November 23, 2009 at 6:39 pm
ROFLMAO ..Love this part the best ."I sent that 3 hour cardio workout back with the delivery guy..LOL "…i hear ya tho - when you order food …for some reason they dont GET IT … Great Blog !!