When you offend Big Lex, you get put on BLAST!!
What up fam!!
Now most of ya’ll know me by now. I’m as laid back as they come. But when it comes to my workout, I’m all business. When I’m in the gym, I am in my realm, my zone, my inner sanctom. However, if I know you, or I see you on the regular, and you (for whatever reason) come over to give me a pound, say hi, or just whats up, I’m not an ass. . . so i will acknowledge you.
HOWEVER. . . If you come over and you have not seen the inside of a stick of deodarant, or have not touched soup since the election, do not be offended if I look at you side eyed!!
(Dam Lex whats up with that) Well I’ll tell you. I’m about 30 minutes deep into whats shaping up to be a great arm workout. Shirts already wet, arms pumped, and I’m preparing for my last set of close grip bench presses. This guy who I dont know, and never saw before shouts out to me from about 15 feet away, "Whats good big man?" I acknowledge him, "Everything is everything bruh." Take a few more sips of my Xtend (shamless plug….scivation holla at me!!) and then set up under ther bar. . . and then the smell hits me. My face went to instant WTF mode. Got up from under the bar and looked up and there he was. Holding his hand out for a pound but his aroma got to me about 15 seconds before he did.
I was like damn how the hell you JUST got in here and you reaking like gym socks already. I gave him his pound so he would be gone. . . thats when I hear "You need a spot" HELL NO!! Dont get me wrong fam, we all get a little musky every now and then, myself included, but this was just rediculous. And dude was setting up for squats…lol.
Anyway, moral of this rant is. . . be courtious to your fellow gym mates. Or if you dont give a F about the guys be nice to the ladies of the gym. Otherwise you might just notice you have certain parts of the gym all to yourself. . .
Peace!
September 18, 2009 at 2:19 pm
True dat, bro!!!!!!
September 18, 2009 at 2:24 pm
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAA
I’ve been there bro. I actually had to tell a dude once that he needs to wash his clothes. I feel ya’ on this one man. LOL
September 18, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Nooo reason to smell that bad. Kind of broke your concentration on the CG benches.
September 18, 2009 at 2:26 pm
LMAO!!!! Thats classic!
September 18, 2009 at 2:26 pm
turned itinto the close nose bench press
September 18, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Would have been great if i was congested!
September 18, 2009 at 2:35 pm
let me be the first "girl" to tell you it’s just not the fellas and chicks got more areas that need special attention…i’m gona leave it at that
September 18, 2009 at 2:35 pm
today’s lesson - bring some Febreze with you to the gym…..lol
September 18, 2009 at 3:39 pm
I bought a new type of deoderant which just wasn’t workin right so I switched… I had to much self respect and didn’t want to offend others, especially 200+ lb animals (even if they are tame!) LOL.
September 18, 2009 at 3:46 pm
HaHaHa!!! I hear ya! Our gym actually posted a notice in the locker rooms about personal hygiene!! You know…to be courteous to the other members and use some pit stick!! Some people actually made the change so eyebrows don’t burn off in their presence.
September 22, 2009 at 1:54 pm
LoL .. That’s a good rant Lex! .. i feelz ya man.
September 24, 2009 at 7:35 am
p.u. -i can almost smell your description….thanks!